Special note: the following contains sarcasm. Please be advised.
After having… soiled the nest here in the States, Whitney Houston has moved her act to the Philippines, and is hoping to break out on the hit TV show, Showtime. Good luck Ms. Houston, and godspeed.
Next, the trailer for an amazing new indie film in the tradition of Satan’s Sadists, Cannibal Holocaust, Black Belly of the Tarantula, She Wolf of the SS, and almost everything by Quentin Tarantino. In short, I bring you… Banana Motherfucker.
In our final quality film of the day, we learn how the ewoks earned their place in outer space science fiction, as we see them take to the stars.
You will believe an ewok can fly.