I’m not certain if Allie Goertz has achieved any form of notoriety yet beyond the YouTubes, but I think she’s kinda fantastic.
Of course she’s not the only one. Japan may not have cornered the market on fantastic, per se, but they seem to have gotten a pretty good hold on fucked the fuck up.
Bringing it back to the ground a moment, I feel I have to throw a little cold water on the proceedings. Sorry to have to do this to ya’…
(BTW, yesterday was my birthday! I’m still all happy about it. Below was my favorite Facebook birthday wish.)