Let’s not bury the lead here, penises are evil. They are tools of Satan, and the surest way to determine if a thing is wicked is to check and see if it has a penis on it. Don’t believe me? Well perhaps an expert opinion will change your mind.
Next is something you’ve probably seen before, but it’s just funny, so I’ve included it here. I tried to find a fuller version, that included the actual question she had been asked, but this seemed to be the best I could do.
Confronted by with her gaffe, Palin doubles down on her ignorance, and keeps herself in the spotlight for another news cycle. I like this one because she A) blames the reporter who asked her about her trip for springing such a difficult “gotcha” question on her, and B) also indicates that her answer was simple and correct, therefore there was no gotcha involved. The bit at the end about Wikipedia is just the icing on the stupid-cake. (For the record, the success of Revere’s mission depended on the British not finding out what he was about that night, and he was doing everything he could to evade their notice the whole time. Eventually they did capture him, effectively ending the “Midnight Ride”, but they later released him… on foot.)
Finally, in keeping with the theme, is a video showing that anti-climax can be just as satisfying an ending as anything else. Shorter too.