Hey, a bag-of-rotten-tomatoes! Free action to draw a tomatoe or a sachet of ketchup!
You keep ketchup in a sachet?
I’m still not quite clear on who is trowing the tomatoes…..
Does it always have to be the same?
This is the main mystery of the comic.
I believe in tomatoes.
They seem quite real enough to believe in.
Throwing on the other hand…
You don’t have to throw, you just have to believe to have thrown…
If a Tomato is thrown and nobody is there, does it actually go splat?
Well, I use ketchup in bottles (if I do) – but people like the big M provide them in such a way.
Well there you go! 🙂
Hurling a glass bottle of ketchup does how many dice of damage?
I would give it a 1d10 with high crit…
We always grab a good handful of any condiment packages when we go to a fast food restaurant. Horsey Sauce(Horseradish) from Arby’s, Mayonnaise from Chikfila, Parmesan Cheese and Saurkraut from Sam’s Club, Strawberry Jam/Jelly from many places and of course ketchup and mustard. Some times Mom even refills the ketchup bottle with the packets of ketchup. I say frugal, you say cheap LOL
Lena’s mother would rinse and reuse disposable “picnic” plates.
You’ve heard of the Decanter of Endless water? Well Enkidu has enchanted a Belt Pouch of Endless Tomatoes!
Something like that.
Lol either those tomatoes are traveling very fast or Bunker’s helmet is cursed.
Cool (your statement yesturday).
You should keep us up to date on the process. I’m sure many of us would be interested.
It’s good that you are settling into who you are. You have all the support a straight, overweight, obnoxious Irish-American form Arkansas can give.
Just found an old Filk favorite: Gay Vampire boogie that I havent heard in years…Now that would make an interesting D&D character…4E allows “monster” types as PCs right?
I’ve actually tried to make a gay character, but I’m not really all that comfortable with sex talk at the gaming table, heterosexual or otherwise. D&D’s for killin’&lootin’.
Hey, Gay people don’t have to spend all their time talking about sex, any more than heterosexuals do…it worked fine in This movie
Mentioning sex at all is not my forte.
Weird, isn’t it?
I dont mind it [a little sex talk] in character, but it can quickly destroy the plot, tension, momentum and some folks once they’ve gone there can’t get back out.
Bunkers helmet is a +1 helmet of tomatoe attraction?
Apparently. Sexitty sex-sex.
Seriously? Enkide is retarded enough to think he’s a hero? He’s a flawed blunt instrument at best.
On a sidenote, I’m somewhat expecting Violet to stab Bunker in the back with Rusty Razor during this battle, just so she can activate it.
You do realize that Enkidu has saved the entire group in 90% of the battles so far? His actions are heroic, even though his attitude is asinine. Enkidu is like a ninja hero.
Or like Larry the Cable guy if he knew Fireball Kung Fu…
I don’t think saving people in battle automatically makes you a hero. Not if you then prance around crowing about it and claiming it makes you cooler than them, and spend the rest of your time making people miserable. I’m not going to spend too much time pointing out that horrible people have probably backed up their comrades in wars, too, and their victims certainly didn’t think of them as heroes.
Fireball Kung Fu…
THAT WOULD BE AWESOME! You win the internets!
Also Rock, Enkidu IS a hero… at least in the sense that he belongs to a group named “Heroes of Lesser Earth”.
In that sense, sure. In a great deal of other meanings of the word…? N.O. Or at least not in my book; I freely admit this is my highly subjective opinion.
I still think this webcomic is at its funniest when the bad guys suffer, and that includes Enkidu and Martin. Watching Erias and Arabax suffer is a pleasure I am highly anticipating, considering one thing and another.
Heck, I’ve stuck with this crazy-train this long, despite the drow-on-horse action! :p You needn’t worry; I want to know how it all ends.
maybe the same players decide to switch games to Paranoia and become the “Troubleshooters of Zeta Complex” or something…and Bunker’s player is the GM…bwahaahaa!
I did toy around with an idea very similar to that for awhile. I guess must have forgotten it before I scripted anything.
BTW, I personally don’t think that being an asshole exempts you from being a hero. I believe you can be both.
Hey, just look at Snake Pliskin…
Speaking of assholes, the Syrians appear to be having difficulty controlling their border…good thing Orald is at the other end of the country…
So…the badguy wizard is just standing back while they discuss how they’re gonna fight him? Sounds like a good opportunity to be casting Mass Hold Person to me…
Yeah, but this happens all the time. Party’s being charged by dire wolves? Okay, let’s strategize a while. Back to you in 30…
Bunker for the PK
He’s probably getting angry enough.