The fuck? 💡
Great. Now the druid has crabs. 😈
but at least it’s not cancer
Haven’t we all wanted to become sexually attractive to fish?
except their crustaceans?
“There is really just NOTHING good you can say about sex with something called a Giant Hammerclaw Crab”
Well, at least it won’t be too small for you 😉
Hehe…it is the Trident of Troy McClure!
Don’t you mean “clawsome”?
that’ll do in a pinch
This is an impressive way to fuck with someone’s head.
Another way is the ear.
I keep hearing about this…
Then it hasn’t happened to you yet.
And now everyone can go home happy!
Everyone who isn’t passed out and drowning.
Well they will be going home in another minute or two. Chocolates and Roses are not known for their oxygen properties.
they won’t be breathing a sigh of relief then
Ah, I dunno, the wedding guests have such a drowned look.
I cannot fathom what depths Christina might go to in order to make a pun.
Indeed, she’s too deep…seems to be under a lot of pressure…HEY RON! (You have to yell, he’s hard of herring!
Don’t yell at Ron, he may be hard of hearing but he’s also a real crab this early in the morning.
Talk about shallow.
At least her suitors make up for the legs she’s lacking in this form, but it does seem like the morale of the party has a wet blanket on it.
that would explain the smell
Oh, well. At least crabs don’t reproduce the way mammals and reptiles do.
That’s not to say crabs trying to have sex with Zobbie wouldn’t be traumatising. Especially giant crabs.
The thought is traumatizing to the artist, and he has a fairly high tolerance for that sort of thing.
Wait. We finally know something that squicks -you- out?
*slow, malicious grin*
And now a bluff check to make them open the door? 😳
Or do they become crazed, because they can’t find a partner to mate. 😈
Or those are black widow crabs… 👿
I don’t think they’re Door-Opening Crabs either.
Who says the check wins? But the crabs definitely neither jump out of the water nor throw the party members out… 8)
More like “smash through the door”-kind, hmm?
no, they look more like the sexually ahrassing type(pinch pinch, wink wink, say no more)
At least they’re not horseshoe crabs. Scientists can say all they want, but I know what that huge spiky tail is for! 😯
Throwing horseshoes. Duh.
That’s quite an unusual euphemism for it.
Wow. Suave would be Troy McClure’s wet dream.
Being loved by seaweed?
Did someone say “Wet Dream?“
Yes, but it was an accident, I promise.