W.T. White High School: Northwest Dallas
Martin Guerrero (age 17) was in art class, but it’s a fair bet he wasn’t paying much attention to his paper-mâché. When his teacher (we don’t have her name so instead I’m going to call her Nobra McBoobs) noticed him staring off into space, she attempted to get his attention in order to focus him back on the task at hand. Turns out, not only did Martin already have the task well in hand, but he was was about as focussed as he was going to get. When Nobra did finally manage to break his reverie, Martin turned to her and pulled his shirt up that she might better witness him in all his priapic glory, as he pleasured himself to thoughts of naked, dancing art teachers.
Miss McBoobs attempted to stop Martin from accomplishing his task, but reckoned without the young man’s sense of commitment, and was unable to sway him from his course. (Again, we do not know exactly how Nobra tried to stop him, but if I had been writing the story, she would have offered to help.) At this point Martin picked up the pace a bit and began moaning, “aye mami” (“yes mommy”… more or less) to himself, casting doubt on both the appropriateness of Martin’s home relationships and the relative hotness of Miss Nobra McBoobs. Here Nobra decided she was in a bit over her head and lit off out of the classroom to go find the school cop. When she and the “officer” returned, Martin was arrested and dragged off to jail. Also not included in any accounts was whether Martin was able to finish before the high school cop arrived. I like to think he did.
As of last week Martin was being held in the Dallas County Jail on the felony charge of Indecency With a Child with a $5,000 bail, where he can assumably jerk off all he likes. The child in the charge would be all of Martin’s classmates who saw him and were doubtlessly scarred for life. Several students who obviously had never seen themselves naked, and may or may not have been jockeying for a better look, told Miss McBoobs that the whole ordeal “was very scary”.
Our fake prayers go out to them all.