Looks Like Morty has found the path to his Laughing Place…keep your hands and arms inside the boats…this ride may get you wet…
(For those who didn’t get the joke, it was a reference to This “log flume” water ride)
Got it. 8)
I didn’t get it… 😕
Can i blame it on me never having been to Disneyland ?
I would say “Probably” – though the “Keep your hands and arms inside the (boat/log/mushroom/car/whatever)” is a fairly common theme park trope…
Can’t they just… throw him in? Is that taboo in dwarf culture?
Not unless you grab the beard.
Well it isn’t polite in any case!
Throwing is not allowed. Tossing on the other hand…..
NOBODY TOSSES A DWARF!!
Except Aragorn, apparently.
Curse you, Peter Jackson!
Well, are you feeling a bit Aragorn-ish?
The same thing could have been done with wooden canals as well…
But then the wizard couldn’t have shown off like now, could he?
I don’t get it, what’s like a house-cat only pink? 😕
A pink house-cat. Duh.
A regular house cat is white, (or whatever other normal color they come in) but if your house cat is pink, well then that’s fantasy. Just like a stream in a stream bed is normal, but the same stream floating through the air is fantasy.
If you look at a waterfall from the right angle it too floats through the air.
Oh, and Sphynx cats can be wholly pink, or at least pink in parts.
Except for the parts that are different, it’s exactly the same.
What is most like a bee in May?
“Umm, perhaps…” You say,
My you’re doing well today.
— C L Dodgson
I’d say based on the current and assuming those ‘rafts’ do in fact float he could just dive into the stream and pop up on the surface.
Even better… what if you used the ‘rafts’ to block the first part of the stream, or redirect it, and the just walk through the tunnel. Would the water go around the blocking object? Picturing something like using mirrors and light beams.
Or since some of them have scorching ray as an “at will” abilty, you could just boil away all the water (might take a while…)
How exactly would this be easier than taking the rafts?
These other solutions contain 100% more DM annoyance!
As a player, I have built ropes out of long grass and used them with a makeshift grappling hook to scale a wall, rather than use the staircase because the GM was railroaing us a little too much.
I have had players assemble a catapult to send a message to someone who was just out of shouting distance, because they were worried for some reason. Completely unjustified of course… 😉
Well as a connesour of the Grimtooth’s Traps books, only a fool would trust some “convenient” rafts supplied by the evil wizard who built the place..
THAT Sir, is a very good point.
Those rafts do look similar to coffins in my book.
You have a coffin book?
Perhaps it’s the “Thoughtful gifts for your clients” catalog for the discerning assassin?
You’ve gone berserk with your Gravatar changing.
Well I’ve gone with the same custom-made one so long, I thought I’d add a few more, just for fun. Since I no longer have a working copy of 3D Studio Max (Dang program is soooo expensive) I grabbed some from around the web instead.
Aahzimandias is a fun one…
Maybe after this trial period you’d settle down with something for more than a day.
I try to keep the same image for at least a few months at a time, otherwise it becomes a crazy chase for the next image. Please stop it while you still can!!! 😥
I dunno, Orald. Aahz is a rather cool chap.
Did anyone think of buying the Dm his favorite pizza and beer as an apology for the whole hacked dungeon thing so they could maybe get a clue as to if this was safe?
Nope. “Sorry” implies looking backwards, which is not Martin’s strong suit.
It also implies admitting you were wrong. I think Martin can, at best, admit he’s failed at something, not that he was wrong in doing it.
Well, a halfling or a dwarf might be too short. But a full-sized Troll…
There is CERTAINLY that!
Is it my imagination or are Zobbie’s breasts getting smaller constantly? She looks barely pubescent now. Is she supposed to be shifting to look more and more like her player? Or is something else afoot? Her shoulders aren’t broadening, so I doubt the belt’s ‘curse’ is wearing off. Maybe every time she shapeshifts, her human form takes on more of her own mental image?
Well, if you run around without a bra, things tend to bounce, which can be rather painful depending on how well endowed you are in the breasts department.