The Tuesday Videos: It’s Fucking Breakfast, Batman Edition

Ever wake up after a night of drinking and just be really hungry for some serious greasy food? These guys gotcher back. Oh, and for you folks from not-America, this is the way we eat all the time. In case you were wondering where all your bacon went.

If you had a video game made of you, would you play it?

… which leads to one more. Who was the all-time greatest Batman villain of all time? Of all time? That’s right…

KILL DA HEROZE!

35 Responses to The Tuesday Videos: It’s Fucking Breakfast, Batman Edition

  1. I’ve actually made Candied bacon…250 degree oven, bacon strips coated with brown sugar for about 15 minutes…yum! And beer batter is easy to make…just follow the directions on a box of “Bisquick” and use beer instead of water. Makes a great coating for deep frying chunks of Halibut or chicken…or any meat really.

  2. The 1st one kinda made me hungry, but not so much because of the excessive amounts of fried fatty meats etc but because whenever I see those “iconic” raw bacon strips(which I only see in movies etc) I get hungry. I’d never eat it raw if I could help it, but it still makes me hungry. Also happens with stuff like those beef steaks, small rodents like hamsters and rabbits* in pet shops and even sometimes with raw chicken, despite the unattractive(when uncooked) white skin.
    The others are kinda funny, but mostly I liked the way Mr. Freeze pronounces his name.

    *Yes, technically rabbits are not rodents.

    • Turns out there’s a reason for my cravings- I’ve got vitamin B12 deficiency. Saw the doctor today about the results of last week’s blood test, and apart from said deficiency there’s only a little elevation of a certain “mostly female-ish” hormone(ah, found it on the sex-hormones list on Wiki’- Estradiol), but nothing conclusive, so I’ll have to check again in a month. Since I refused outright to take vitamin pills I’m gonna have to make sure to get some beef in me since apparently poultry isn’t enough for it. I admit I haven’t eaten any beef for over two years now…Chicken’s just cheaper and usually easier and faster to make.
      Or I could try some dairy products, but I just don’t like it that much.

      • “Rabbits have two sets of incisor teeth, one behind the other. This way they can be distinguished from rodents, with which they are often confused.” -From Wikipedia’s entry on “Rabbit”. I was only mostly sure so I checked that before I made my original post, since I figured Christina would kill me if I mistook them for rodents. I bet they still taste like rodents though. 😛

        • From the rodent entry in the encyclopedia at reference.com:

          Rabbits and hares were once classified as rodents because of their large, chisel-shaped incisors. However, they are quite distinct anatomically and have a long, separate evolutionary history; they are now classified in an order of their own, the Lagomorpha. Using DNA analyses as evidence, some scientists believe that the some other groups of rodents have descended from different ancestors and should thus be placed in orders of their own.

          In other words, I am a big wrong-head. Kudos, Orald!

  3. Nothing funny, but I’m anxiously for HBO’s Game of Thrones to come out. Only three more months. Personally I think this latest trailer kinda sucks.

    But seeing Sean Bean has wet my appetite for more Sean Bean, so I picked up(i.e illegally downloaded) Black Death, a fun, lighthearted comedy* about a small party of mercenaries, a knight and a monk trying to root out evil pagans in 1348 rural England while all around them the eponymous Black Death rages.
    TBH, I found most of the movie quite boring(making MP&The Holy Grail jokes about “bring out your dead!” and “we found a witch!” in my head sure helped) but the twist ending really made up for it. Very funny!**

    *Descriptions may be deceiving.
    **”Funny” may or may not include stuff that is usually considered not funny at all by most other people.

      • Not if you’re a fat girlie.
        One of the funniest(i.e dumb) things I’ve seen is a fellow overweight female employee buying salads to keep some sort of eating regimen but topping it with lots of fatty dressing, because, lets face it, veggies suck.

        • Hey, it’s a Salad! It’s gotta be slimming right? Ooooh! Is that the high-octane ultra-creamy Ranch Dressing? (GLOOOORP!)

          • I think the sound she makes when eating is more akin to “mooo!” than “gloooorp!”.
            I’ll spare you the sounds I make when eating, but here’s something slightly less disturbing, and with less bone-crunching.

  4. For those wondering, if you deep fry anything, it cooks off the alcohol…you get the taste, but not the “drunk” part – Except that one clever chef found a way to deep fry beer (He sealed beer in a ravioli-type casing, and only cooks it long enough to seal/cook the casing but not long enough to boil off all the alcohol)

  5. That first video was mantastic, but disgusting. I think I know several guys who would think it was the best idea ever, whereas I thought it was a bit much. Maybe I’m not manly enough.

    The second one had me laughing out loud. Loling I think they call it. His casual attitude was what made it so funny I think. And the third one was also very funny. I liked the way they played off Arnold’s horrible version of Mr. Freeze, and his boss continually screwing with him was just classic.

    • Manliness in humans is apparently determined like with walruses, seals etc, i.e by who’s got the most fat and weighs the most. Japanese doctors have discovered this long ago(thanks in part to the assistance of skyscraper-sized humanoid robots from outer-space who stopped here long ago during their galaxy-spanning war against sexually-perverted tentacled monsters hellbent on sodomizing female human teens worldwide) and thus created Sumo, the manliest, most irresistible-to-women sport there is.