Now this is just getting overboard. Fleece isn’t even wearing metal armor.
With friends like these…
Read again… “carry and wear”. Think of all the knives, darts, coins, trinkets that rogues like to use.
With today’s trends* I bet she’s also pierced all over. I smell burnt nipples.
*Bah to those darn youngins whippersnappers!
You take extra damage for metal armor, but just a dagger is going to be enough for the base damage. And if you’re unconscious and can’t take it off of you…
Good thing There are an infinite number of backup fleeces! …. oh wait…
Poor, innocent Martin.
Dammit, Enkidu, she needs seasoning first!
She is already marinated… ewwwwww
I wouldn’t want to risk eating something with a disease like that. If you cooked it thoroughly enough to be safe, it wouldn’t be anywhere near worth eating.
You are failing to account for the stomach of an orc. Most diseases will actually jump off of a piece of meat if they see an orc coming.
I’m not too worried for Fleece – the DM isn’t done torturing her player yet.
Not by a looooooooong shot.
Hey, she doesn’t HAVE to be wearing metal..the plates in the walls extend into the water right? They’re metal too, so presumably THEY heat up as well, thus boiling the water…
There’s more than one way to cook an elfie!
Why, you could even boil ’em, mash ’em, stick ’em in a stew!
Reminds me of this time I was gaming at a friend’s house… All I was doing was dismantling a bag of pop-it’s in an attempt to make a rather large POP-it. I had about 40 or 50 pop-it’s worth of little explosive crystals all carefully piled up on my character sheet when the expected happened. There was a fairly large hole in my character sheet, a semi smoldering GM screen and the GM complaining of ringing in his ear and a kink in his neck from diving under the table. I couldn’t make a roll to save my characters life for the next three weeks.
GMs can be rather touchy like that.
I love stores that start off with, “This reminds me of the time I was gaming…”
Hey, Druids have healing spells too, right? and their components are…herbs!
‘Quick, Zobbie! Throw your spell components in there!’
Nothing better than a “Seasoned” adventurer!
OK, why did no one in the party grab the blinded rogue as they took off down the hall? Her feet are working just fine. Or were, until the party bailed on her.
Well she presumably still has the Wish ring…maybe she could wish that Martin had never found the hand and eye….
This is a legitimate question, and it has to do with reason Fleece is wearing the bandages.
So she’s covered in puss-oozing sores as a result of her disease and nobody wants to touch her? Extra credit for the DM. 😈
What about Gortex? That wicks heat away from you.
If only she had thought to pack!
Can I have a better googlie guy without having to go to the forum?
It’s randomly generated from your name/Email – you can only really change it by going to the main Gravatar site…
Which is pretty easy to do. You can upload your own graphic.
Can be found here: http://en.gravatar.com/
Thank you! I had tried half-heartedly to figure that out the other day….
but now I can say “I’m a barbarian! RAWR!”
… or not… how long does it take for an Avatar to update?
Apparantly…not to long.
About as fast as you can refresh the page, I think.
Well done, sir!
Cool! Thanks for the information.
I always felt I wasn’t truly human, and now I have proof! I’m a rust-monster!
Last week I picked up my old squeegee(you can bet I had to search for that word!) and the handle just came off the “head” in a puff of rust(granted, it was a squeegee I found over two years ago when I entered my apartment, and who knows how long it’s been there), so I borrowed another one from my sister and half of the handle just came off again, spraying rusted metal particles all over, and I didn’t even use it yet! 😮
So yea, it might be that that certain squeegee my sister gave me was also old and unused, but it’s too much of a coincidence to ignore. I am a cylonrust-monster and I have been from the start!
It now remains to see if the needle they’ll use for my blood test tomorrow morning also turns to dust.
Thank the gods the computer’s sensitive metal parts are hidden behind plastic!
Did you eat the dust? If not, you’re not really a rust monster.
Oh, so I’m just blessed with suck? 🙁
I forgot to mention I also noticed the freezer(and probably the refrigerator as a whole, but it’s cold enough in here for it to not matter much) stopped working today, but it probably stopped yesterday evening at the latest, because the chicken breast I was keeping there had already half-defrosted on its own. Lucky for me I needed it to make dinner anyway, and there’s nothing else right now to spoil.
It’s a very old fridge and it already happened once about a year ago(and back then I DID lose a pack of chicken breast…maybe chicken breasts short-circuit fridges? 😯 ). I think that goes for just about everything that came with this apartment, including the apartment.
I’d rather have metals turn to gold when I touch them instead of crumble to dust. Or beautiful naked women/men. Or both, randomly!
tvtropes are awesome!
My body’s electromagnetic field kills any battery-powered wristwatch I try to wear. It’s done so since I was a kid, have no clue why, but no such wristwatch has lasted more than 2 or 3 months before the battery goes dead.
If you learn to control it fully, you can have some real fun with airport security. 😆
Unfortunately it’s purely involuntary, and is basically just a drain on any electronic device on my person, and it takes, as I mentioned, a month or two to drain a watch battery, so it’s not really useful for anything besides using up batteries at an accellerated rate…
Don’t worry, you’re just storing all that electricity for your crowning moment of awesome when you save the world from Saddam HusseinMahmoud Ahmadinejad by zapping him with lightning a-la Southpark.
I might be addicted to TV Tropes.
In the “Totally irrelevant but funny” catagory, here’s a video that explains why females are crabby a lot of the time, but why a hot bubble bath always seems to relax them: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3IDymh5g8c