To begin today, bringing with him the fear of god, the Spirit of Truth reminds us that Jesus is the path to peace, you fuckin’ nin-fuckin’-poop.
Next, just a bit late for Halloween, comes the creepiest goddamn toy I have personally ever seen. Those kids’ heads whipping around at the beginning of the commercial? That’s fear folks. That’s fear.
Afraid of getting older? Lewis CK isn’t going to help. I picked this because I have had an almost identical experience at the doctor’s office, even down to the ankle. It made me laugh at the time, now it’s just hysterical.