You know what they say….be careful what you wish for….
… or you just might get it in the end.
Poor Zobbie….. 🙄
!!! Suave would definitely hurt from that direction.
Aww she is so lucky to have a kind and generous big sister, isn’t she ? ; )
We should all be so lucky.
Well, now that you mention it…
Hey Meeester…you want my tweeested seester?
Well, I would very much like to twist my little sister’s limbs and neck a bit, does that count?
Yea, pity they’re not twins though…
At least that’s what I’m supposed to say. I’m not sure why twins, especially identical ones(which is what most people think of when twins are mentioned) are so “sought after”. Is it because you get twice the amount of “the same person”, at least physically? Human fetishes and sexuality are just so fascinating to me.
And I totally check out porn only for the sake of my intellectual curiosity about human sexuality. 😳
Also, “yay” doesn’t fit the “ye olde English” act, so minus 50 XP.
I agree, she should have said “Yayth !”
Many… unusual practices are not popular because of the sheer pleasure they give but because of the position and self-image they provide.
After all, what kind of extraordinary awesome being you must be to be loved by others who readily sacrifice their desire of exclusivity, suppress completely their natural jealousy and cast away society rules and taboos JUST to have a slice of your attention ?
Add to that the imaginary mystique of identical twins, those rare and strange beings who are slightly not like everybody else… and you do not have just two lovers but two exceptionnal almost-otherworldy ones.
..and since it is a fantasy, you can remove all the inherent problems linked to pesky reality and voilà, perfect, ego-stroking-tastic, scenario !
Never thought of it in terms of power craving.
Learn something new every day.
That is just… *facepalms* Okay, that trident is misnamed. I’m more suave than that, and that’s saying something.
On a sidenote: Is Zobbie a Valley girl in real life or something? o_õ ‘Cause her intellect seems… lacking.
LOL… no no, she’s reasonably intelligent, it’s simply that Zobbie’s real world player (not to be confused with the druid character, Zobbie) is only fifteen. Everyone else at the gaming table is a bit older than she is — though not a lot.
I think you mean that Zobbie’s player is fifteen. Zobbie the character is a female of at least 18 years of age and should not be confused for a topless minor in any way.
Just so. Thanks Ron. We don’t want anyone like me getting arrested.
You’re too pretty to go to jail. lol
Don’t I know it!
Darn. And I was just cleaning up the cell, too. 🙁
Um. So… The somewhat older players are letting a fifteen-year-old run a topless Druid girl, and no one has offered her anything to cover up. Um. Yeah. o_o; On a sidenote, it’s a scary thought that the older players are supposed to be more mature than Zobbie is.
Keep in mind that none of the players can actually SEE any of this…this is all in their imaginations…Unless it’s a Lotus Eater Machine…
Red pill, Bunker, or Blue Pill?
Taken from a D&D game I played in once. The DM’s wife was playing a druid, and had picked a topless miniature. She decided that was what her character looked like, and after a few jokes, everyone just sort of rolled with it.
As a fun exercise, next time you get together at the gaming table with your buddies, ask everyone to write down a few sentences describing everyone elses’ characters. Let each player describe what his own character actually looks like, and then let each person read what they wrote down. It’s usually pretty funny.
I Like what “neo” does with the pills in this one: http://xkcd.com/566/
Like mixing Caffiene and booze like in Irish Coffee…who knows WHAT will happen?
“Like mixing Caffiene and booze like in Irish Coffee…who knows WHAT will happen?”
Err, you get the Irish? 😛
actually zobbies character is more like a above 18 year old MALE with a genderbending cursed belt 😉
also this strip was totally forseeable, i just knew zobbie want it, and because half naked the fork will say something like paradise
You’re so smart.
i know, thanks :p
It just occurred to me that he(it?) might take offense at Zobbie’s calling him a lowly pitchfork. He’s a TRIDENT, dammit!
But at least he wasn’t called a crab fork, though it could’ve made for a nice punchline.
We do tend to get utterly carried away when we are allowed to indulge in pun-ing, so we should probably try to avoid it for as long as possible. 🙄
We here at the PEA are now unveiling our new youth outreach pun control program, titled, Just Say No To Puns. The program is made up of numerous celebrities and children’s entertainers making anti-pun statements both for nominal fees, as charity work and as community service requirements for criminal sentencing. This will cost just millions of dollars in contrast to the expected street value of the drop in the pun market, which we expect to be many times that. So remember everybody, just say no to puns!
The true Punslinger will never give his puns up!
Think of the children!
Children must be PUNished!
We must take PUNitive actions to teach them a lesson!
And I hate them.