One of my favorite comics as a kid has Marvel’s What If? series. They were so awesome because they were able to take wildly divergent paths from the official comics continuity, and show you things as the might have been had events gone horribly, horribly awry. For instance, what if this happened?
Certainly we would all be a lot happier if I could resist things like this next clip, but since I obviously can’t, I’d like to ask for your forbearance. In case you’ve ever wondered why Compaq has never made it out of the middle of the pack… the answer’s coming right up.
This last video might make you hungry for pizza. It might make you want to be a pizza. Regardless of this, it will almost certainly lead you to conclude that Pizza Hut is more fun anywhere other than here.