Okay, the hammer’s starting to grow on me.
See a doctor. Quickly.
When a hammer starts to grow on you, that’s a cursed hammer.
one could argue that by doing nothing Enkidu has done something, annoy martin.
Heh, didn’t think of that.
Of course…no one will ever believe that Enkindu didn’t do something utterly nefarious! 😛
So wonder what personality the Trident will have? Maybe this guy?
That is… unlikely.
“My cat had Kittens. My father and I took the kittens down to the lake and we drowned them, and I was crying my eyes out because I couldn’t get them to skip!”
Doesn’t that sound like an intelligent weapon nobody wants? Nobody ever wanted Wave….
I can’t get them to skip either, even when I try tying those smooth, round pebbles to them.
I read, and saw a fuzzy video of, someone trying to hit Obama with a book(at least that’s what they say it was, like I said, it was too fuzzy). Truly shameful, how they missed.
But one thing’s for sure, I bet all those gloaters who praised the guy who threw his shoe at Bush will now cry for the blood of whoever threw this book at St. Obama, patron of…whatever is hip at the moment.
Obviously someone who needs more practice…he should have honed his skills. I mean if you’re going to try to clock a clod with a book, make your one shot count.
Also, what kind of book? Was it a paperback or hardbound?
If I were to toss a book at that idiot, I’d probably go for something chiseled in stone. You know, Fred Flintstone’s copy of the Encyclopedia….
Knowing the way the world is now, it was probably a Koran.
It was white-ish and looked a bit bigger than Obama’s head(sans ears, of course, we’re not talking the whole set of Encyclopedia Britannica here), other than that I can’t really tell.
Evidently the book was a one-off written by the guy who tossed it, and he wanted Obama to read it, not actually aiming for the boob himself.
Half troll-half horse! She’s actually Bunker’s old horse’s daughter, sent to spy on and help destroy the party!
Hmm, how many monsters are there that are capable of being half troll- ?
This could be a long conversation.
My guess is Dire, Half troll- half dragon- vampiric gelatainous cube.
That’s at least 4 halves…does that make her two people?
Well, she’s definitely big enough for it.
That hammer is definitely channeling Woody Allen. I had to laugh, “My wife said it was the happiest month of her life.” I like the way everyone’s just boppin’ along chatting. What else would you do while wandering the corridors of a dungeon?
It made a natural scene in my head.
“What else would you do while wandering the corridors of a dungeon?”
Concentrate on your spot checks?
How many people actually do that though? Besides the DM who is playing Fleece and actually spotted a trap?