34 Responses to 685 – White Smoke Mountain • 53

  1. Ya know, Enkidu doesn’t get punched in the face near en0ugh. Nice to see it when it does happen though.

  2. Bunker finally received his long-due delivery of BALLS! 8)
    And in other news, his voice finally broke. 😉

  3. I can’t deny a certain feeling of satisfaction at this development. Shameful as it is, watching Enkidu get beaten into the ground is always entertaining.

    I am somewhat torn between preferring that the crunching noise was made by his bone structure, or that damned cigar finally being destroyed. That thing annoys me. =_=

    Ahem. Seeing Bunker step up to the Awesome position is highly gratifying as well! ^^

  4. Now that, ladies and gentlemen, is an entrance.

    In other news, is this the first time that Martin has shown leadership aspirations? I have always seen him as a manipulative presence in the background.

    • He’s never acted like a leader before, but then he’s always been happy to follow Bunker. Plus, he is occasionally competitive with Enkidu.

  5. Leadership in a speedo!
    Now that calls for brass balls. :mrgreen:

    Also, there is something very satisfying about seeing Enkidu getting a faceful of knuckles. It couldn’t happen to a more deserving guy. 😆

    • Well… I’m sure there are people who deserve a punch in the face more. I mean, there are villains who are smarter than Enkidu and do more evil. But that doesn’t mean he doesn’t deserve it, now does it? 😉

      • What do you have against intelligent, evil villains anyway? Why all the hatred?
        Besides, smart villain make for cooler adversaries, and the really good ones are Magnificent Bastards.

        Enkidu’s only annoying because he’s a rather stupid, unimaginative bully who doesn’t seem to learn lessons from all his mistakes, and lacks the charm and subtlety of his betters, like Martin.

        Also, bullies are just plain boring. If you want real entertainment you’ve gotta follow the subtle, twisting, manipulative road. Again, like Martin.

      • Argh, I’ve tried posting several times now, and after my first one didn’t show up it says I’ve already posted it.

        Thankfully I saved it before the first attempt, so I’ll try again:

        What do you have against intelligent, evil villains anyway? Why all the hatred?
        Besides, smart villain make for cooler adversaries, and the really good ones are Magnificent Bastards.

        Enkidu’s only annoying because he’s a rather stupid, unimaginative bully who doesn’t seem to learn lessons from all his mistakes, and lacks the charm and subtlety of his betters, like Martin.

        Also, bullies are just plain boring. If you want real entertainment you’ve gotta follow the subtle, twisting, manipulative road. Again, like Martin.

  6. I love Bad-Ass Bunker. (Yes with caps) I hope he gives those deserving the “martin” treatment. And I hope we see a bad-ass, but still kind and good bunker, take over 😀

  7. “I have something to say”

    Enkidu – No
    Martin – No
    Freya – No
    Zobbie – Yes
    Morty- Find me some pants
    Fleece – Help Morty.

    ~fin

  8. Am I the only one who thinks female Zobbie and Freya look like identical twins. I didn’t notice it until now with them standing right next to each other.
    P.S. Bunker is a BAMF. For those of you who don’t know, it means Bad Ass Mother Fucker.

  9. Err, is there a new filter in place or something? Tried to reply several times for time now and nothing shows up.
    Copy&pasting gives me a message that I’m double posting, so I guess the system does get my posts in…Are they now previewed by admin prior to appearance or something?

    ETA: Finally…Maybe there’s something bad about the reply function, so I’ll paste my comment here instead.

    @Rock’s “Well I’m sure there are people who deserve a punch in the face more.”

    What do you have against intelligent, evil villains anyway? Why all the hatred?
    Besides, smart villain make for cooler adversaries, and the really good ones are Magnificent Bastards.

    Enkidu’s only annoying because he’s a rather stupid, unimaginative bully who doesn’t seem to learn lessons from all his mistakes, and lacks the charm and subtlety of his betters, like Martin.

    Also, bullies are just plain boring. If you want real entertainment you’ve gotta follow the subtle, twisting, manipulative road. Again, like Martin.

    • Oh, nice, seems my posts showed up after all, but there’s a message that they’re awaiting moderation as well…Has your filter decided I’m a spammer all of a sudden(had warnings about my posts being flagged as such too)?

      I’m innocent, I tell ya! Spam ain’t even kosher! 😛

          • Nah, don’t bother. I tried copy&pasting my reply here several times over a couple of hours, so they are in effect double-posts, as you can see. The only problem was my original trial not appearing and subsequent ones being flagged as doubles and spam.
            Was just wondering about it in case your filter decided it didn’t like me in the future as well.

  10. I think Enkidu would make a wonderful leader…if they were all going for a dip in the green slime pool. Also I must admit I like that Zobbie’s boobs are still showing.

    • You know, I was waiting to see how many comments it would be before someone mentioned that.

      Not too long ago is was OMG!!!11!!1 TEH BOOBEIZ!!11!!!!’SHIFT’ONEHUNDREDANDELEVEN!!!111.

      Kevin, just see how you have desensitised us.

      I hope you are happy.

      • Nah, I’ve been desensitized to all kinds of crap ages ago, partly due to the internet and partly due to me being a sick bastard.
        My only concern is others being desensitized too, ’cause then I’ll have no one left to scare.

      • Yes, I am happy. You have been desensitized to the evils of boobies. Now you will wander the land and fail to be properly horrified whenever you see boobies.

        Because of my perfidy, the boobies will have won.