Well, it’s almost sparkly vampire season again, and that’s great news… for those of us who like to spend our time making fun of them. I’m not sure when exactly it was that soulless creatures of the night became emo glitter-in-the-sun whiney twiddles but to be sure it was an evil day for all the grandpa monsters sitting in their evil rocking chairs on the evil front porch bitching about today’s prissy-ass bloodsucking youth.
Of course for me, it’s all about the parody trailers.
Wait, what was that? You say you missed the last one? Never fear, New Moon in a Minute is here!
Okay, okay. I’ll ease up. It’s time for a hard-core geek eye wash here. There’s only one thing capable of restoring the world to normal. Star Wars, circa 1950. The only downside? This may be the best thing your eyeballs ever see, so it’s all downhill from here.