Stop me if you’ve heard this one before…
This guy gets pulled over for a “traffic violation.” While talking to him, the officer spots a meth pipe in the dude’s car, and decides to search it, also turning up an amount of the drug. While chatting with the arresting officer on his way to the station, Meth Dude somehow gets to talking about how much he knows about building and setting bombs. (This conversation makes me think that the traffic violation was probably something like trying to drive his El Dorado into a liquor store or something equally cranktacular.)
With this set-up, our guy — now in the police station — receives a more thorough personal search, whereupon the police discover an on/off switch in his pocket, connected to a wire leading into our guy’s pants. When asked, Mr. Meth answers that it is part of a sex toy, the other end of which is up his butt.
The building evacuates.
While Meth-bomb Butt sits and waits, (presumably entertaining himself) the police send for the explosives squad to perform a bomb… extraction. They show up and retrieve the vibrating bulb from our man’s posterior, flip it on and off a few times, and announce that the day is saved. Everyone returns to work, and our guy, Mr. Scarierre, (also known as Steven Ferrini) goes happily to jail, where other inmates ask to see his now-famous butt.
To make the story even more fun, the police in question were the well-known California Highway Patrol, or “CHiPs”. Read the story again, but everywhere you see “police, officer”, or “extraction”, imagine Eric Estrada.