I wish I had caught this earlier, but since I just got around to watching it I figured better late than never. In any case, as previously mentioned, my birthday was last month. This year however, my birthday became known for something else… something both appropriate and joyful.
9/12, the day after 9/11.
Lena’s birthday is on New Year’s Eve, and now my birthday is on National Masturbation Day. I feel so special.
But it got me to wondering… if you could have any national day on your birthday, what would it be? National Barefoot at Work Day? National Get Stoned Before Going Out to Eat With Your Parents Day? How about National Get Touched by a Strange Girl on the Bottom in the Grocery Store Day? National Settle a Long-Standing Argument With Violence Day? National Make a Ten-Year-Old Drink Beer Till He Pukes Day? Maybe National Wear a Pornographic Hat Day? The possibilities are endless.
So what should your birthday be?