Okay, I gave it a shot, but I still need to do more to cut back on how much time I’m spending with the comic. I love doing this, but I have to reconcile the fact that this pays nothing and keeps me from other projects that do pay. For the foreseeable future I’m going back to three comics a week, Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. I kinda hate it, but you do whatcha gotta. At least this way I don’t have to give up on it entirely, and I still get to spend time with you guys… which is the best part of the experience.
Thanks for hanging out with me.
So! The Monday Question!
I once took a girlfriend who was less mentally gifted than most to Disney World’s Universal Studios for a day of fun and frolic. (She was cute, I was young… sue me.) We hadn’t been going out for long and had yet to get busy in the sack together. As we came off of Star Tours and were directed to exit through the gift shop, (classy, Disney) she had to run to the little girls’ room. Before she did however, she made a fuss over a stuffed ewok that she thought was adorable. Seeing an opportunity, I bought the ewok while she was gone, hid it in our bags of other stuff, and waited for her outside the shop. I didn’t mention it until we were back at my apartment, where I took it out and presented it to her. As I handed her the ewok I leaned in close and breathed “I want to make love to you.” into her ear.
The way to a man’s heart may be through his stomach, but the way into a woman’s pants is through her plushy.
So the question is this; what is the goofiest/stupidest/most embarrassing thing you have ever done or said to have sex… or if it’s better, what is the goofiest/stupidest/most embarrassing thing you have ever had to endure at the hands of someone trying to have sex with you? I already showed you mine, now show me yours!