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John and Matthew Farrar, ages 2 and 3 and the youngest of four brothers, were reported missing on the morning of Friday, April 22nd. Approximately a hundred emergency personnel were scrambled into the Anderson, South Carolina neighborhood to attempt to find the two toddlers before their abductors could get them too far out the area.
In a neighboring home, Angie Lovorn slept soundly after her third shift in a row at work. Her own children were safely at school and she slept soundly… until the continuous noise of the search parties interrupted her rest, and she got up to find out what was going on. As she headed towards the door, she discovered her home had been trashed, (food, garbage, and her children’s toys scattered about the house, furniture and fixtures overturned, forts made of cushions) and two tiny figures, one wearing her own son’s Clemson University football helmet, made a dash for the back door.
As the criminal duo hit daylight, they found themselves boxed between an angry Angie Lovorn, and the hundred city workers looking for them. Correctly intuiting which way the sympathies lay, they pressed forward into the crowd.
John and Matthew had stolen out of their own house while their mother’s attention was apparently elsewhere, and decided to go out for bit of the old smash and grab at the neighbors’. They went through the fridge, the cabinets, the garbage cans, climbing up on bunk beds and sofas, and leaving a trail of destruction and mayhem in their wake.
The boys’ mother suffered lethal levels of mortification, and remains in the hospital at this date. Flowers should be sent to the Catastrophically Bad Mother ward of Anderson General.