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We regret to inform you of losses
Dear Mr Big Bunker
I am Jackson Kindel, Bank Contact man at 1st Abidjan Bank for Miss Becky Koulibaly who has been killed by poison from out of her Uncle. She leaves you her USD4.5 MILLION DOLLARS as her final wishes for you, who she loves.
The circumstances of her situation of being killed were that she is sitting at her hotel waiting to get your email to tell her to come into your country out of this place. That is when the enemy of her father comes into the hotel and threatens her room for the inheritance of her father’s cocoa money. He tells her that he will poison her to death if she does not give everything to him. Miss Becky says that she is going to come out of the hotel and be with you and her evil Uncle will not have any inheritances, so he poisoned her to death.
The Uncle is an important man in Abidjan and is now trying to take the inheritance out of the Bank through legal means. If we are not putting the money into your transaction immediately he will take all.
The fee for fund transferral is USD80 DOLLARS which i will take out of the money. Bank rules must come from your Bank, so i will transfer you USD80 DOLLARS for you to cover transfer fees. As soon as the fee is transferred, you will be able to receive USD4.5MILLION DOLLARS that was Miss Becky’s wishes for you, who were her love.
Please response with an email and your account information so that i will gladly give you USD80 DOLLARS.
It is sad for your losses,
Mr Jackson Kindel, Bank Contact man
I got your message, but will be unable to respond for quite some time, as the wife and I are touring Europe and Asia! We will be gone for the next two months so if you need anything important, call somebody else!
I’d like to pause here for a quick shout out to Miss Becky Koulibaly, without whom none of this would have been possible. Money won’t make you happy, dollface, what you need is family. Go give that uncle of yours a hug. He’ll come around.
With all my hearts,
P.S. I’m thinking of you when I masturbate.