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Your heart is the most wonderful my dear, i am so glad you helping me. The enemy of my father who kills him wants to kill me also and take my inheritance. I am puchased many weeds for you so help me with transfering money out of this country and into you because you are honest
My dear i do not know haw to transfer my money to you, but i will give your account to the bank and he will transfer the money, USD 4.5MILLION to you. I will offer you 15% for wonderful help my dear.
After my parents are dead and i am an opharn, i am loneliness. You are warming and good so please sending all account numbers and we will be together my dear who i am love with all my heart I am also good for cooking and can make you and your wife many good meals and also clean you
Dearest be hastening my situation is most dire as i am afraid of the enemy of my father. If he find me here he will kill me and take our money out. I want to leave now after you transfer the money USD 4.5MILLION to your account because i am scared over here.
I am sleeping with many rats at the hotel, i cry every nite when rats are loving each other on my bed. Help me to come out of my country and go to your school at home.
My dear i am waiting to meet your wife and family after fund are transacted to your account in your country. My Visa is on wait. Dearest i will living with you in your home you are a wonderful person with many hearts.
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It’s the Best Thing… Evar!
Wonderful news! I talked to your banker yesterday and we have ALREADY TRANSFERRED YOUR MONEY HERE! Isn’t that fantastic? It cost $500 grand, but it was SO worth it!
Now there is nothing stopping you from coming to America as soon as my wife and I get back from the Bahamas. (I know it seems sudden, but we just decided to go! Can you believe that?)
Anyway, we’re going to be having the house remodeled so we’ll just set you up a tent or something in the back yard. You people are used to that, right? The wife and I are in the executive suite at the Hilton, which is AWESOME, so thanks for that. Oh hey, speaking of the wife, as soon as she saw that bank transfer come in she became a lot happier to see you. I think we’re cleared for some awesome three-way action!
Oh hey, it just occurred to me that since the banker and I cleared out your account, you won’t be able to pay for your hotel any more. I’d transfer some cash back to you, but we’re leaving for the boat tomorrow and there’s football on the TV all day today… so what are ya gonna do? That banker mentioned you had a fine ass so you might be able to work that action for some green, (or whatever color your money is out there in crazy monkey-land) but BJs only! That cute little butt of yours belongs to ME now.
I have included a photo of myself so that you can see how honest and handsome I am.
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