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Dearest Big Bunker
May the peace be with you
Wishing you best compliment of the day, I recieved your quick response with thanks. My dear i am seriouse please i really need your help with all your heart and help me in this my situation because i am scared of my life here
I am really in need of help due to the political crises in my country and coupled with the threat by my fathers enemy who wants to kill me in other to take this my inheritance and this the reason i need your assistance please to transfer this fund to your account as quick as you can and help me to come out of this country for my security my life and this fund with you.
My dearest i am from Abidjan Cote d’ ivoire in west Africa, 22 years old girl, i have left my family house and now hiding in a local hotel here for my security and is from here i contacted you to help me in this situation.
My dear i have no idea of transfering money, i was a student before the sudden death of my parents so i don’t know about transfer and investment and that is the reason i contacted you to be my guidian of this money in any thing that we are going to invest in your country, i want you to be honest to me because i have no body to care for me just an opharn.
I was about to finish my secondary school before my father was killied so i stoped going to school So i plead to you to try as much as you can to assist me immediatly to transfer this fund to your account and assist me to come out of this country.
I have the contact of the bank with me and also the lodgement reciept which i will like to forward to you as my guardian and also the beneficiary of the fund on my behalf and instruct the bank to transfer the fund in your account on my behalf.
The amount in the bank is USD 4.5MILLION and was deposited in fixed suspence account with the bank and I am willing to offer you 15%percent of the total fund after the transfer of the fund to your account and you help me come to your country and i plead to you please accept it.
Please remember that i dont want to stay in this country any longer and that is why i contact you for your assistance in this matter.
My dear i don’t know about this transaction so please handle this transaction with honest and confidence. My intention is that after the transfer of this money to your account i will arrange for my visa to come to your country where there peace and security.
Secondly i will like you to search for a school where i will continue my education while you will take in control of the investment we are going to make with the fund.
Instructions For You Sweet Girl
Okay, I know you’re scared, but there are a few things I need for you to do before you leave. I am glad you want to come and live with me (22 years old… hubba hubba!) but I am married so we’ll need to make it look like you’re the maid or something. Are you a virgin? I only ask because I don’t want to catch anything.
Anyway, you need to take as much of that money as you can and buy as much weed as you can lay your hands on. That stuff goes like CRAZY here in the States, and everyone will love you here for it and not try to poison you or anything. Plus, I’m worried that your evil uncle will track you by the transfer numbers and I don’t want my brain shartered too. Weed is way harder to keep track of.
Don’t worry about a school. I can “home school” you in our customs and mating rituals myself, and that’s way more valuable than a formal education. I have several girls who offer these services to many wealthy and attractive men, and they even get paid for it! Wouldn’t you like to do that too?
I know we’ve only just started talking together Becky, but I feel very close to you now, and I fear for your safety. I am glad though that you have enough money to stay in the hotel for as long as it will take you to buy lots of weed.
Long, long loving,
P.S. Don’t forget the weed.
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