515 – Delayed Questification: 02

515

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Re: PLEASE I NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE

Attn Please

Dear I know that this massage will come as a suprise to you but after much consideration i decided to contact you,before we proceed, i don’t know if i have introduced myself to you, I am Miss Becky Koulibaly

The reason why i send this massage to you is because i am not safe here due to my situation and my predicament so i decided to seek for your assistance.

I have a serious problem which is an injury that lingers in my soul for almost seven months now and i want somebody who is reliable and honest who will advise or give me a suggestion on how to overcome the crisis. my mother is not longer alive here in abidjan as i am writing you and recently My Beloved Dad join his ancestors though the hand of his wicked brother who call him self my uncle but has turn to be a lion over night to me.

How i wish i will see you now in my country and we talk to each other at present. my father before his death was a chairman of cocoa dealers here in bouake ivory coast,that was when am still a student at the federal college of in Abidjan. but i stop school after the death of my father because my uncle decided to poison me just for nothing sake, As am writing you now, all my hope and dream of future was shartered and spread to the sky as i don’t know what to do,

My father left a big amount of money with the bank USD 4.5MILLION DOLLARS, and i don’t know about this, it was on the 10th of october last year that our farmily lawyer kindly hand over to me the documents covering the deposit and the WILL my father wrote and the instruction on how i will utilise the money, Meanwhile i don’t know what actually what to do with this money because of shartered brain and life line, that is why i contacted you so that you can advise me or give me suggestion how i will handle the inheritance and also help me to transfer this fund to your account .

And after the conclution of the transfer i will come over to your country to continue my education, Please it is a long story that if i start to narrate them now, you will be start shedding tears over there, but i will give you more details in your next mail but kindly bear in mind that i need you to help me out of this my bad condition and help transfer this money to his account and assist me come over there for security of my life and the fund and start a new life you.

Please i need your help, please i will love to hear from you urgent.

Thanks once again and please extend my greeting to your family.

Sweet love from

Miss Becky Koulibaly

Take Heart!

Becky,

I am very worried for you! Your Uncle sounds like an evil man to have shartered your brain, and if you are looking for help and advice I would be happy to give it to you!

My advice Becky, is for you to take that money and hire someone to take care of your uncle. Give him the giant eraser before he poisons another poor girl just for nothings sake. You must be strong and think of all the other girls you would be saving from future shartering. Please don’t be afraid to give me more massages if you need more advice.

Be strong Becky! Do it now!

Sweet hot love from

Big Bunker

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28 Responses to 515 – Delayed Questification: 02

  1. It’s fun to charter an accountant
    And sail the wide accountancy,
    To find, explore the funds offshore
    And skirt the shoals of bankruptcy!

    It can be manly in insurance.
    We’ll up your premium semi-annually.
    It’s all tax deductible.
    We’re fairly incorruptible,
    We’re sailing on the wide accountancy!

  2. My Beloved Dad join his ancestors though the hand of his wicked brother who call him self my uncle but has turn to be a lion over night to me.

    Since when does Simba can actually write unto a computer? And does scams to people?

    And worse…using silly names such as Becky? Perhaps he’s not thinking himself as a Simba and a bit more as a Nala.

    • The first couple of paragraphs start off ok (decent grammar and spelling for a non-native English speaker) but it just gets worse such that by the end of it, it’s barely comprehensible.

  3. Huh, that isn’t nearly as bad as I thought it would be. I was expecting something more along the lines of the money laundering scam, where it has to be transferred to your account to release the cash, and they will give you a cut.

    -However, there is an up front fee to release this, can you provide that?

    oh, and if there is anyone interested, I happen to know that the eiffle tower is being knocked down to be used for scrap metal. If you would like to send me a donation to help save the tower, let me know.

  4. They need to do way instain mother> who kill thier babbys. becuse these babby cant frigth back? it was on the news this mroing a mother in ar who had kill her three kids. they are taking the three babby back to new york too lady to rest my pary are with the father who lost his children ; i am truley sorry for your lots

  5. Here’s another one I got this a.m. I can’t wait to call and give all my personal information. I’m sure after they get that, then they can ask me for my social and clean out my accounts.

    I am a Diplomat named Jones Hammer mandated to deliver your inheritance to you in your country of residence.

    The funds total US$7.5 Million and you were made the beneficiary of these funds by a benefactor whose details will be revealed to you after handing over the funds to you in accordance with the Agreement I signed with the benefactor when he enlisted my assistance in delivering the funds to you.

    I am presently at JFK Airport in the United States of America and before I can deliver the funds to you, you have to reconfirm the following information so as to ensure that I am dealing with the right person

    1.Full Name:
    2.Residential Address:
    3.Age:
    4.Sex:
    5.Occupation:
    6.Direct Telephone Numbers:

    After verification of the information with what I have on file,I shall contact you so that we can make arrangements on the exact time I will be bringing your package to your residential address.

    Send the requested information so that we can proceed.

    Regards
    Jones Hammer

  6. Heh. Another famous reply about an scam inquiry about banking information:

    My bank is a tube sock I found behind the dryer. —Ratbert

  7. I have a friend who’s brother was killed in Africa going to get his money from a scammer like this one. They cut his head off. 😯

    Anything YOU can do to make them squirm is okay with me! 😆

  8. What a riot. I love the irony in this. But the funny thing is the reason these keep circling the internet is because crazy idiots choose to actually participate. Greedy Idiocy is how these thieves make their money. I met a woman on a plane recently from Nigeria and we had a lovely conversation – but she too is utterly embarrassed by these types of fraudulent letters.

    Kevin I am not sure if you are a webcomic artist or some mind bending comic – you find some of the craziest stuff to post here ! Thank you for making it fun for us underlings 🙂

  9. As long as you want to keep putting on Rose I’ll be happy. It makes me laugh what a retard Bunker is. HAH!

  10. I love the interwebs for the simple fact that I can come onto a site like this one and post comments and chat with people from all over the world. But I hate it for the simple fact that it gives every ass-tard scam artist and con-man out there a new and better way to dupe idiots out of their money. Oh well. I’m liking Rose. Nothing better in life than a hot redhead with a temper who shows you to your face what a schmoe you are. Makes life worth living.

    • Be careful with those, if they’re unstable or hot-tempered enough they’ll try to stab you (or worse); and if you’re not watching for it they’ll succeed.

      • One red-headed girlfriend in my life was enough. After her I swore off of them forever.

        Wait a minute… that isn’t right.

        Two red-headed girlfriends in my life were enough. After the second one I really swore off of them forever!

        No… there might have been three…

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