This is George Bartusek, of Cape Coral, Florida. He brought a couple of friends with him to Publix in early February, (according to him) in order to buy them some clothes in a nearby Target store. George really liked his friends, and unfortunately for him his ardor grew out of control as the trio began a little ménage á trois in the front seat. Equally unfortunate was the fact that George’s two companions were blow-up sex dolls.
George had parked in the first space in the front of the Publix, and there was quite a crowd gathered when Officer Jeffrey Karau arrived on scene. Officer Karau confiscated George’s shorts, with “a large opening in the front” and had to provide George with a gown to wear for transportation since he wasn’t wearing any underwear.
This kind of thing is the exact reason Muslim fundies make their wimminfolk wear beehives. Just think of all the poor men, totally unable to control themselves, should they inadvertently catch sight of a female ankle. Total anarchy.
I’m just glad George didn’t go shopping with his mom. Ew.