457 – Bringing the Hurt: 4



The “Pussy Club” in Germany has responded to slumping business recently by instituting a new flat, all-inclusive pricing scheme. €70 now buys you a very special girlfriend, as well as all the food you can eat and all the beer you can drink. The part I like best is that you can even bring your wife with you. 

The special rates are for off-peak times, 10:00 A.M. until 4:00 P.M. weekdays, and lasting an extra hour on Saturdays and Sundays. Business has yet to really pick up, but I think word just hasn’t gotten out yet. 

I do what I can.

9 Responses to 457 – Bringing the Hurt: 4

  1. /em buries her face in her hands and tries to remember all the wonderful things about her marriage that AREN’T embarrassing.

  2. I can honestly say that my first experience at a strip club was because my (now) wife took me. It doesn’t have to be a bad thing….it can be used to…ummm…enhance the experiences you share.

  3. Oh, well, I wasn’t embarrassed by the strip club. I have no problem with it. I’ve even been to one. I think it was more the “I do what I can” comment… I think. Hard to explain. I guess I’m just conditioned to be embarrassed or roll my eyes periodically.


  4. Always be sure to tip your stripper well. Someone has to help put those girls thru medical school…..

  5. Since it’s in Germany, and called the Pussy Club, I have to wonder if maybe they do more than just strip for you. And thanks for the heads up Kevin. No plans to hit Germany any time soon, but if I should, I’ll know where to take the wife for a nice all you can eat special.