457 – Bringing the Hurt: 4

 

457

The “Pussy Club” in Germany has responded to slumping business recently by instituting a new flat, all-inclusive pricing scheme. €70 now buys you a very special girlfriend, as well as all the food you can eat and all the beer you can drink. The part I like best is that you can even bring your wife with you. 

The special rates are for off-peak times, 10:00 A.M. until 4:00 P.M. weekdays, and lasting an extra hour on Saturdays and Sundays. Business has yet to really pick up, but I think word just hasn’t gotten out yet. 

I do what I can.

9 Responses to 457 – Bringing the Hurt: 4

  1. /em buries her face in her hands and tries to remember all the wonderful things about her marriage that AREN’T embarrassing.

  2. I can honestly say that my first experience at a strip club was because my (now) wife took me. It doesn’t have to be a bad thing….it can be used to…ummm…enhance the experiences you share.

  3. Oh, well, I wasn’t embarrassed by the strip club. I have no problem with it. I’ve even been to one. I think it was more the “I do what I can” comment… I think. Hard to explain. I guess I’m just conditioned to be embarrassed or roll my eyes periodically.

    (:

  4. Always be sure to tip your stripper well. Someone has to help put those girls thru medical school…..

  5. Since it’s in Germany, and called the Pussy Club, I have to wonder if maybe they do more than just strip for you. And thanks for the heads up Kevin. No plans to hit Germany any time soon, but if I should, I’ll know where to take the wife for a nice all you can eat special.