The “Pussy Club” in Germany has responded to slumping business recently by instituting a new flat, all-inclusive pricing scheme. €70 now buys you a very special girlfriend, as well as all the food you can eat and all the beer you can drink. The part I like best is that you can even bring your wife with you.
The special rates are for off-peak times, 10:00 A.M. until 4:00 P.M. weekdays, and lasting an extra hour on Saturdays and Sundays. Business has yet to really pick up, but I think word just hasn’t gotten out yet.
I do what I can.