Satan’s Angel, Bettie Page died at age 85 last Thursday. While I will personally be forever grateful to her for both her Playboy photos and introducing me to Jennifer Connelly, her death is a bittersweet moment that draws a painful life to a close.
Happy as a pinup, Bettie later found god and became a homicidal psychopath. She was in and out of prisons and mental institutions until 1992, when she seems to have cleared up a bit and came back out of seclusion. Her attacks on friends and roommates with knives and guns seemed to have been inspired by her faith in god (I guess not all faith is created equal) though I’m imagining she was more of an old testament girl.
In any case, her life should serve an ample proof that god and titties don’t mix. So figure out which one you like better, and avoid the other. That’s what I do! 🙂