Captain Ultraviolence Edition

by Kevin Pettway on February 22, 2012

Captain America: First Avenger was one of Lena’s favorite movies of the last season, and I pretty much loved it too. There was an actual story, stayed true to the character, and still managed to show us things we had never seen before. This was one of the reasons I was so excited to see there was a sequel coming.

This next vid is really just an (old) ad for Family Guy, but it’s so geek-adjacent I felt like it had a place here. Make it so!

Yeah, yeah, you all know what this is. I promise I’ll get it out of my system eventually.

Karate Don’t Sing Edition

February 14, 2012

To begin, a movie about solving a jigsaw puzzle. I don’t know if kids these days still do these, but when I was young it was a lot of fun. I imagine puzzle games on the computer or console serve much the same purpose. Following is easily the best in our continuing series of White […]

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February 7, 2012

The role Barry Bostwick was born for… I think this is the first Songify video I’ve put up here… but I guess it was high time. In any case, it was pretty damn funny. And now, for our obligatory Skyrim video, (at least until I get finished with my first play-through) we learn why guards are […]

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The Keep Your Coat On Pizzeria Edition

January 31, 2012

A rose, by any other name, is still a rose. But if thou callest a bucket full of pig shit a rose, thou art a goddamn liar. Don’t you just know this is what gets said when the cameras are off? Turn the closed captioning on while you watch this, to get the full, intended effect. […]

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Stayin’ Alive in Skyrim Edition

January 24, 2012

Times have changed. Mouth to mouth and CPR is now less effective than CPR alone for a stopped heart. (Wonder who was willing to test that out?) Snatch’s Bullet Tooth Tony is teaching life-saving techniques, and disco has become the great healer of men. I have to admit… Nicole Kidman has never really been my favorite […]

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Oh iPhone, Just Kill Me Now Edition

January 17, 2012

I have never made an online dating profile video, but if I did, I think this is what it might look like. Many of you know that I got my iPhone the morning they first came out. As an experienced user, I can tell you that the following scenario almost never happens. Just another reason not to […]

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Silly Season Edition!

January 10, 2012

It seems like you just can’t be a scandal-ridden failed presidential candidate these days without somebody making fun of you over it. Yet another installment of the “Who put that guy on TV?” show. (By the way, I am outraged at the phallic shape of everyone’s neckties.) Appealing to the base. The line for bigots […]

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The Tuesday Videos: The Misinformed Edition

January 3, 2012

Our first vid is for you young whippersnappers who think that Star Wars starts with number one. It doesn’t. It starts with number four and number one comes much, much later… if at all. Whatever. Anyway, there are are a disturbing number of kids out there who think that Four through Six were those “old” […]

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The Thursday Blog: Working For A Living Edition

December 29, 2011

Santa found the house again this year, despite the cutbacks on the Christmas tree. Because of the new dog, (Kaylee the Devourer of Worlds) we decided that the full-sized tree might be a bad idea. The dog has slowly been cleaning up the back yard by grabbing sticks, branches, vines, and whatever bits of the […]

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The Tuesday Videos: George and Klaus Edition

December 27, 2011

Our first video is a training video for forklift drivers from Germany. No I used to drive a forklift myself, (a few years ago) and I don’t remember the job being quite this… hazardous. But maybe I was just lucky. (BTW, the whole video was 9 minutes+, this is just the highlights.) Next is an enactment […]

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