Monthly Archives: January 2012

The Keep Your Coat On Pizzeria Edition

A rose, by any other name, is still a rose. But if thou callest a bucket full of pig shit a rose, thou art a goddamn liar.

Don’t you just know this is what gets said when the cameras are off?

Turn the closed captioning on while you watch this, to get the full, intended effect. It won’t help you understand at all, but at least you’ll know what they’re saying.