Special note: the following contains sarcasm. Please be advised.
After having… soiled the nest here in the States, Whitney Houston has moved her act to the Philippines, and is hoping to break out on the hit TV show, Showtime. Good luck Ms. Houston, and godspeed.
Next, the trailer for an amazing new indie film in the tradition of Satan’s Sadists, Cannibal Holocaust, Black Belly of the Tarantula, She Wolf of the SS, and almost everything by Quentin Tarantino. In short, I bring you… Banana Motherfucker.
In our final quality film of the day, we learn how the ewoks earned their place in outer space science fiction, as we see them take to the stars.
You will believe an ewok can fly.
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1: 20,000 pesos…so she could almost afford a Big Mac!
2: A bit fruity, that Alien spoof…now we see why classes in self defense against fruit are so critical!
3: Yeah, Bruce was in a bad mood that day.
Poor teddy bear.
You’ve got a craving for bad 70s-80s horror lately, eh?
I recommend Lucio Fulci’s The Beyond. Because everywhere that it is bad it is also awesome.
My favorite kind of bad!
Dammit Kevin for a second you really had me thinking Whitney had fled to an amazing 2nd Hollywood kind of world. Srsly all the booze sex and coconuts u could want…
That wasn’t Whitney?
A whole lot of “WTF?” going on here.
The internet is kinda like that.
It is also host to lots of people’s videogames, and lots of people’s boring stuff they put up because it’s not boring to somebody, and recipes, and many useful sources of information, and the online sites for things that either still are or used to be print magazines and newspapers, and….
porn.
Lots and lots and lots of porn.
(My favourite part!)
I was rolling that one under useful information. Because people just have to know if she’s doing buttsex in doggy-style or cowgirl position or what in that video, people have to know!
See? Now that’s just information I don’t need to know. I am completely content simply knowing who is having the buttsex and with whom, and how often. And maybe where.
(Looks at the Clue cards) – Sandusky in the shower room with the ten year old!
zing!
Ba-dump-dum!