Our first video is of a 2001 Norwegian comedy skit. Time, I’m afraid, has only made it more relevant and amusing.
Not having Spike, I never saw this next commercial. Just in case you haven’t either, here’s a brief primer on why it may be inadvisable to bring a Sith lord to any kind of competitive sporting match.
And finally, the Darknight Detective, being brilliant as ever.
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Video 1: Yeah. I know people like that.
Video 2: Man, I must be the only nerd alive who thinks sith jokes are lame.
Video 3: That was great.
Yesterday, about Florida, Kevin said the following: “Lots of folks simply consider it a place for New Jerseyites to go to die.” I would like to point out that a lot of people from Canada also go to Florida to die. Then again, “lots of people” in Canadian terms is like, 6. 6 is a lot of people in Canada.
I raise my eyebrow at you sir, I have that many in my igloo. Of course that’s because I’m from Toronto; we build bigger igloos here.
Hypothetical question.
Would you agree that 6 is a lot of people from your igloo?
I… guess? It is one of those high-rise multi-story igloos with multiple coleman vents.
And your igloo is in Toronto.
So that means that 6 people is a lot of people in Toronto.
And everyone knows that Toronto = Canada, so 6 people is a lot of people in Canada.
Over the years, I’ve run into more people from New York than New Jersey here in Florida. YMMV.
We’ll include a special, “… and New York” just for you, Ron!
Umm. Thanks?
I can’t tell you how many Floridians I have seen in Virginia lately… migration?
Probably fleeing the New Yorkers and New Jerseyites.
What’s that thing the guy in Video 1 is trying to open? Is it a kindle or an ipad? I don’t think I’ve seen one before and I’m normally quite up on new technology!
I myself was waiting for Siri to tell me it what it was.
I think it’s some newfangled thing called a “Hard Copy” (Not related to the Tabloid TV Show…)
It’s what an ibook looks like when you take it out of your tablet.
What foul wizardry is this, Sir?
Somewhere out there must be a short (german) sequence related to #1 (from memory):
Teacher shows book in class around.
Children: “Where’s the on/off switch?” etc.
Teacher grabs book, says “listen!” and bumps it on one child’s head.
Child: “Sounds hollow.”
Teacher: “That’s not because of the book!”
Heh.
rofl helicopter…