The Tuesday Videos:

by Kevin Pettway on August 30, 2011

For our first video, I think it’s only appropriate that we start at the beginning. And by that I mean, all the way at the beginning.

Second is my new favorite song. This popped up on my Pandora rotation and I just knew I had to share. Possibly not work safe, but hey, if your boss doesn’t like it, fuck them anyway.

There are many reasons to watch and enjoy the final video for today, a healthy percentage of which are likely illegal here in the south. Does it speak to our common human condition? Does it bring hope to families who lost their homes to recent natural disasters? Can it shed the light of understanding between cultures divided by hatreds, bigotries, and insecurities? Maaaaybe… but I wouldn’t think so. All I know is that she said she wanted me.

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Draad August 30, 2011 at 3:00 am

I …now believe that the solution to … well, everything may be a dozen scantily-clad smiling asian nymphs…

Seriously what could resist its power ?

Elfguy August 30, 2011 at 8:08 am

Well I like the Cat-girl outfits…but what’s up with those weird skirts? They look like they were made out of a bunch of dishrags by a particuarly frugal Scottsman.

Kevin August 30, 2011 at 8:40 am

I’m kinda with you, Draad. It’s difficult not to be made happier just by watching that. (I thought the skirts were cute!)

TSED August 30, 2011 at 9:05 am

I just feel awkward and like I should be doing something else, actually.

“Something” to be defined as “pretty much anything else.”

Must be a Canadian thing.

Jochi August 30, 2011 at 9:24 am

Seriously. Much like Rodney Carrington’s “Show Them to Me”. Link below, N entirely SFW.
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/804029/
But World Peace is worth it, right?

Kevin Pettway August 30, 2011 at 9:32 am

That was hysterical, Jochi. Thanks for that. (Loved the flag at the end!)

Cthulhu҉Hungers August 30, 2011 at 3:49 am

I think that last video might have burnt the dick off half the internet. Amazingly, I somehow noticed a flag with Saturn and Jupiter on the back wall. I think an attack of THAT would pretty much kill all our space marines.
Adam and Eve is good but this is my fav fucked up bible cartoon:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCSQg1jteAo
especially considering God just nuked two cities for being gay (and, um, rapists… why doesn’t anyone ever notice that part?)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_JRZX0zwPA&feature=relmfu

Kevin Pettway August 30, 2011 at 9:45 am

I had been thinking about rewriting some of the bible stories with contemporary language just to highlight how crazed they are in parts. Guess I wasn’t the only one!

Elfguy August 30, 2011 at 12:06 pm

As I understand it, even the rapist part wasn’t the thing that pissed off the big G…it was the lack of hospitality…the idea that guests should be treated with respect…remember, Lot was spared because he offered up his own DAUGHTERS to the mob to protect his guests.

Yeah, they miss that part too.

Cthulhu҉Hungers August 30, 2011 at 11:51 pm

Well shit! I want to start the party of constant orgies that are approved by God but we’re POLITE!

TSED August 30, 2011 at 6:29 am

Hey guys. My computer asploded, but now I guess I’m back.

Sup?

1) I like the point about the light years / biblical supposition of the age of the Earth. Never noticed that before. Neat.

2) Man, what is with this song? Maybe it’s because I seem to be the token straight guy in a group full of non-straights at the college, but I knew about that song a forever ago. Suddenly, it’s popping up every where. Also, in my experience: lesbians like it more than straight guys who like it more than gay guys (no relevant data on straight girls).

Oh, right. Well, uh. Kevin, I bet you will like these two: http://www.youtube.com/user/rikilind

3) Japan, man. Japan. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozRYgw6Nlpk&list=FLdT6uq3wBRojo8ARkErnUCg&index=14&feature=plpp Did you link that to us an age or two ago? If not: Japan, man. Japan.

Kevin Pettway August 30, 2011 at 9:52 am

Pretty sure I’ve linked both of those at one time or another. The girls’ song “Turn for the Douche” was when I first saw them. Lena and I watched Big Man Japan. I thought it was awesome, and she hated it.

Gary August 31, 2011 at 11:59 am

Actually the light years-age of the earth dichotomy isn’t that big a deal — a “special creation” could include lifgt stream data as if the universe was older.

Kevin Pettway August 31, 2011 at 12:25 pm

Yeah. God really tried to make it look like he was lying about the whole creation thing.

ranthoron August 30, 2011 at 12:45 pm

#1: Being protestantic I was taught the right vision on that part of the bible: those are sagas. But it is interesting, that in the seven-day-part they got the evolutionary line right.
#2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jixxYx9fklM
#3 is not available in germany. I doubt that I want to see it…

Draad August 30, 2011 at 1:21 pm

#3 It is simply the governement protecting you. I seem to remember an article I read about how japanese pop music causes lethal seizures for 7% of the german population. They just don’t want to take the risk anymore.

For us Swiss it is ok, “Live fast and die young” is the well-known motto of our country.

Kevin Pettway August 30, 2011 at 5:23 pm

You really do want to see it. You might never admit it, but you want to.

John August 30, 2011 at 4:30 pm

I liked the 1st clip very funny, 2nd clip was cute and so was the girl. But the 3rd clip should be banned! All those sweets are bad for us diabetics!

Kevin Pettway August 30, 2011 at 5:24 pm

They’re bad for us married guys too.

Elfguy August 30, 2011 at 9:48 pm

Hey, Saccharine girls could cause cancer…in ridiculously large amounts…

Kevin Pettway August 31, 2011 at 11:22 am

Like a dozen or so?

Gary August 31, 2011 at 12:13 pm

So, you;re not a Doris Day fan?

Toma August 31, 2011 at 4:00 am

Hey, that girl band… I saw a video on them and how they made a lead singer who was a computer generated algorithm of a bunch of the other girls of the band. Did I see that here in an earlier post? Seems the original video was deleted. for those interested in what I am talking about here is an article. http://www.tofugu.com/2011/06/22/akb48-aimi-eguchi-fake-member/

I really can’t tell the fake from the real ones. cgi is getting so close to the reality it’s… uncanny… (valley)

Kevin Pettway August 31, 2011 at 11:29 am

Nice find! Lena had been asking me about the name of the group, and I didn’t really know. Thanks!

Elfguy August 31, 2011 at 1:07 pm

Hey, Maybe they could re-create Milli Vanilli with fake singers AND someone else’s music and singing…

Elfguy August 31, 2011 at 7:28 pm

I’ve been dredging through a lot of old films I used to love and found one that kinda fits into the theme of “fake” people (or in this case fake adults)…anyone here remember Bugsy Malone? (For those who never saw it, it’s a gangster movie with a cast made completely of kids…a really neat idea for a movie, espeically for the 1970s…)

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