The Tuesday Videos:

by Kevin Pettway on July 12, 2011

If someone had made up this next video as a funny bit on a spoof product, it would have been brilliant enough. The fact that it’s not a spoof just makes it all the more amazing.

Boring hot dogs? You’re doing it wrong.

Next is another real commercial, illustrating what happens when a company thinks they’ve paid someone like (king of torture-porn) Rob Zombie enough to sell out.

Housewives, meet Detergent Face.

Last week I mentioned the newish Weird Al video, Perform This Way. I thought, for the one or two of you out there who might not have seen it yet, I’d throw it up and let you take a look. Then you can decide whether or not throwing up is the appropriate reaction.

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CavemanCavan July 12, 2011 at 2:14 am

What do you feel about his new album?

Kevin Pettway July 12, 2011 at 7:32 am

I haven’t heard anything else on it. I’m sure it’s as good as he usually is.

ranthoron July 12, 2011 at 3:01 am

As usual: someone interferes with germans wanting to have fun with Al.

Wurst advertising for the Hot Dog man.

Kevin Pettway July 12, 2011 at 7:33 am

Sorry again.

(Grrroan…)

ranthoron July 12, 2011 at 9:38 am

Well, there’s a chance it can be seen on his Homepage ;-)
*humming “Don’t download this song”*

Edit: http://myplay.com/videos/weird-al-yankovic/perform-this-way-parody-of-born-this-way-by-lady-gaga shows me something…

Kroiden July 12, 2011 at 4:01 am

1. I had this weird desire to go vegan. That was WAY to insistant that what i need to complete my life is some sort of plastic thing which cuts holes in sausages…

2. But, mr Woolite Company, what if i LIKE to torture my clothes??

3. More like Gaga than Gaga…..

Kevin Pettway July 12, 2011 at 7:34 am

If I ever buy hot dogs again I’m taking a knife and making my OWN hot dog men!

SCREW THE MAN!

Gary July 12, 2011 at 11:42 am

going vegan won’t help – according to the clip, “Hot Dog Man” also works on veggie-dogs.

Kroiden July 13, 2011 at 4:13 am

AAAAAAAAAGH!

Chris July 12, 2011 at 8:24 am

I can see it now… millions of uprising hot dog men marching on the capital and making us their slaves. This is why cloning is bad. I’d totally buy the ketchup and mustard monsters.

2nd vid, Woolite just became awesome.

3rd vid, after throwing up a little, please tell me that they edited his head onto a womans body for the video? It is funny… and I know Al is weird (pun!) but it is just creepy.

Connell July 12, 2011 at 9:14 am

I was thinking the same thing about the Weird Al vid.

The song was not to what used to be his usual standards.

But I did like the Madonna lookalike. Might be one of his dancers from the remake vid he put out for like a surgeon a few years back

ranthoron July 12, 2011 at 9:48 am

Well, most of the time the head looks too big for the body. So, yes, your assumption seems legit.

Kevin July 12, 2011 at 11:46 am

Well yes, of course it was an effect, which was why it was so creepy/funny. Your braid can’t decide whether to be attracted to the dancer or repulsed by Weird Al’s face sitting on top of it, with the end result that run away, shaking your head and sobbing.

I felt like it was entirely typical fare for Mr. Al, very cleverly poking fun at some big new star while imitating their style to a ridiculous degree. This is exactly what, and how, he has always made his living. I don’t think it is particularly better or worse than any of his other efforts. (Maybe more expensive though.)

While I don’t know this for sure, I’d bet that the Madonna look-a-like was actually the dancer we see throughout the video with Al’s Head. That would be nice if they let her show her face for a moment.

ranthoron July 12, 2011 at 12:29 pm

Hmmm… wasn’t “Fat” award-winning?

Dude July 12, 2011 at 1:13 pm

Yeah, fairly sure the Madonna look alike was the same woman. Their cleavage is the same.

Jochi July 12, 2011 at 2:33 pm

Yeah, a good drag queen can do some amazing things with tape — a little skinny friend of mine could produce nearly that much cleavage, but most of his body (and the tape) would’ve had to be hidden. And that bounce behind the unfortunate pixelating, that looked real.

Gary July 12, 2011 at 11:46 am

If you buy a red Hot Dog Man, they will send you a yellow Hot Dog Man for free; they don’t say what difference the plastic’s color makes.

Elfguy July 12, 2011 at 3:45 pm

Hey, one piece of plastic for cutting up hotdogs that costs 5 cents to make is pretty much the same as any other.

Kevin Pettway July 13, 2011 at 12:16 am

You must pay for the red man, but the yellow man holds no value?

Hot dog man is racist!

Elfguy July 13, 2011 at 10:33 am

No, No…only White Hot Dog Man can be racist…Red and Yellow are immune to accusations of racism because they have no power…

boobiedemander July 12, 2011 at 2:37 pm

Already saw the Weird Al video, but still worth laughing at

Kevin Pettway July 13, 2011 at 12:17 am

I thought so.

Elfguy July 12, 2011 at 3:22 pm

1: What was it the late great Carlin said? Nail together two things that have never been nailed together before, and some schmuck will buy it from you.

2: Seen it…neat idea for a commercial, if a bit creepy.

3: Come on, who doesn’t love Weird Al?

Kevin Pettway July 13, 2011 at 12:17 am

It’s Weird Love Day!

Tim July 13, 2011 at 12:58 pm

Goddammit but I love Weird Al! The best part of his videos is that he spoofs the actual video most of the time. I haven’t seen Born this Way’s video, but now I want to go check it out. I’d heard Perform this Way the other day because I have a Weird Al station on pandora.com. And I love it! He was the first concert I ever went to and I’m happy to say so.

Anyway, going backwards I guess the second vid was awesome, if totally creepy as fuck. Best laundry soap commercial I’ve even seen.

And the first one was just… I don’t know. It was a spot for a product nobody wants so what can I expect? I’m sure my kids would want it if they saw the commercial, but if we actually got it they’d never use it but maybe twice. It looks like something you could find hanging on the unnecesary rack at a supermarket. Or at the dollar tree.

Kevin Pettway July 13, 2011 at 1:28 pm

The unnecessary rack? LOL!

ranthoron July 14, 2011 at 2:13 am

“Unnecessary rack” sound like a Russ Meyer star…

Cthulhu҉Hungers July 13, 2011 at 10:20 pm

Oh man that Rob Zombie commercial is so never getting used:D It’s kind of ironic for weird al to make fun of someone for wearing silly costumes all the time but pretty funny, especially the madonna inserts. Nice finds Kevin!

Bobby T July 14, 2011 at 10:17 am

Screw the Happy Hot Dog Man. I want the ketchup and mustard thingies! My boys would eat anything I put in front of them if a yellow demon squirted mustard out of its nose all over it.

Tim July 16, 2011 at 10:43 pm

That is so true.

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