737 – White Smoke Mountain • 104

by Kevin Pettway on December 8, 2010

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CavemanCavan December 8, 2010 at 12:45 am

Pfft way to lead with the trump card. Dwarfs.

Kevin December 8, 2010 at 8:17 am

Dwarves used to have poker halls everywhere, but they eventually realized they would have more fun if they replaced the word “poker” with “beer”.

Pulsa December 8, 2010 at 12:56 am

So I’m guessing Martin didn’t see the exchange about Vecnus not really getting invovled because Erias doesn’t want him to?

Elfguy December 8, 2010 at 1:05 am

More like because the Warlock was dead by that time…

Rock December 8, 2010 at 8:08 am

Amusing. I wonder how Erias is going to use this new crop of paranoia and fear that Martin’s mistake — yes, I am blaming Martin wholeheartedly — has sowed in the minds of H.O.L.E. against them.

Kevin December 8, 2010 at 8:18 am

That would be the why of it.

Pulsa December 8, 2010 at 8:45 am

Why does tha sound like theres more too it?

Christina December 8, 2010 at 2:34 am

Aww… I kinda wanted to see Martin have a whiny screaming fit.
Which is difficultto do artistically, I admit, since we never get to see the actual players.

“You’re not trying to blame this on me, are you?”
Yes… yes, we certainly do, Martin.

Kevin December 8, 2010 at 8:20 am

Maybe that can be the subject of my next comic. We’ll call it Abusing Martin: Christina’s Torture Porn.

orald December 8, 2010 at 10:18 am

Well, you’ve already shown us the snuff scene…

anonymous coward December 8, 2010 at 10:08 pm

But where’s the furries and diaper-fetish?

Christina December 9, 2010 at 8:19 am

Eh, I’m not into torture-porn movies.

Christina December 8, 2010 at 2:35 am

“Fiery goat excrement”? :|
That’s an oddly specific apocalypse.

Kill all the goats!

orald December 8, 2010 at 4:45 am

But think of the kids!

Kevin December 8, 2010 at 8:20 am

Crackin’ me up over here.

Elfguy December 8, 2010 at 9:59 am

Sanity is overrated anyway. To Quote the Joker to a tied-up commissioner Gordon in the comics: “You’re not contractually tied to reality. There IS no sanity clause!”

Christina December 8, 2010 at 2:40 am

I wonder if Fleece’s nose will now start to grow in length.

Kevin December 8, 2010 at 8:23 am

I considered it, but decided against it. Fleece was always supposed to have sort of “Barbie doll” proportions, since she was essentially Martin’s in-game beard. I couldn’t see the nose fitting with the concept. That’s not to say there won’t be a change though.

Stephen December 8, 2010 at 2:31 pm

she looks like Madonna or maybe Barbra Streisand

yuck

orald December 8, 2010 at 3:17 pm

You mean, she looks like a whore. Well, she’s Martin’s pet NPC, what do you expect?

Elfguy December 8, 2010 at 3:51 pm

I would have compared her to Pat Benatar actually: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-R7LaLaKAGM

orald December 8, 2010 at 5:24 pm

That is such a weird song. Catchy though.

Elfguy December 8, 2010 at 6:01 pm

Weird? Compared to some o the stuff I listen to, it’s positively normal!

A few modest examples:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDSn5k7gW7c (Ah – A)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGqzaMZRy5U (Love Tap)

(Barnes and Barnes…now THAT’S weird…but what can you say about a group where one of the primaries is Will Robinson from Lost In Space?)

Elfguy December 8, 2010 at 6:07 pm

Tsk…Flagged for Moderation? I try to avoid Moderation myself…Mister Conspicuous Consumption, that’s me!

Well as much as my pathetic salary will allow…

Elfguy December 8, 2010 at 7:43 pm

Aw, come on….it’s just a couple o song links…heh…

Pulsa December 8, 2010 at 5:19 pm

Kevin must of rolled a natural 20 on his fortitude save!

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