717-White Smoke Mountain • 84

by Kevin Pettway on October 22, 2010

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Pulsa October 22, 2010 at 12:18 am

Floatation spells are dispelled by kisses!!!!!
What is Fleece up to? Not treasure, the module is already riggeed. Hmmmm?

Kevin October 22, 2010 at 7:02 am

Freya doesn’t normally go in for the convoluted sneaky plots, and Enkidu WAS just uncharacteristically nice to her sister. Maybe she was just saying thanks?

orald October 22, 2010 at 7:53 am

Nonsense, “thanks” are said with boobs, not with lips alone.

Rock October 22, 2010 at 8:23 am

Look, whatever’s going on, at least tell me the bloody cigar’s finally going away. I hate that thing. ^^;

Kevin October 22, 2010 at 8:44 am

Nope! :lol:

orald October 22, 2010 at 9:55 am

But it promotes unhealthy habits!

Kroiden October 22, 2010 at 12:36 pm

“Unhealthy habits” and “Enkidu” work so exceedingly well together in the same sentence. ;)

Christina October 22, 2010 at 2:32 pm

He’s been smoking that thing for how long by now? Must be a magic everlasting cigar…. not to mention the way IT FLOATS.

Seriously, the cigar smoke at least keeps the flies away from him, and masks the stink from his unwashed orc feet.

Kevin Pettway October 22, 2010 at 3:10 pm

It actually is a magical everlasting cigar, and a No-Prize to the first one who can tell me where Enkidu got it from!

Elfguy October 22, 2010 at 5:43 pm

Swiped it from Hellboy I bet.

orald October 22, 2010 at 6:36 pm

If so he should’ve swiped Selma Blair too. And maybe Ron Perlman’s vocal cords so he can make them repeat “War. War never changes” ad infinitum.
I’m still downloading. :’(

Ron October 22, 2010 at 7:34 pm

Umm. Gonna take a guess without resorting to looking in the archives.

It was loot from Vorpine’s basement, right?

Did I get the no-prize?

EDIT: Just checked my guess. Close, but no cigar (see what I did there?). No no-prize for me!

Kevin October 22, 2010 at 8:40 pm

Heh, you’re right, Ron. You’re wrong!

orald October 22, 2010 at 8:39 pm

I did look at the archives(because I’m cheap like that), and it seems it was way back in #59, and it belonged to Bixer the imp.
I had the fuzzy impression it was from some god or something, but a lesser demon still is a supernatural entity, right?

Kevin October 22, 2010 at 8:41 pm

It did belong to Bixer.

orald October 23, 2010 at 8:02 am

So do I get my No-Prize now? It’s like a Duniverse’s No-Ship/Globe/Chamber, right? Does it come with a hot imprinter or do I need to get my own?

Christina October 23, 2010 at 10:15 pm

I admit I didn’t know anymore without looking it up in the archives, I only remembered Enkidu stole it from someone…therefore I’m not eligible for that no-prize no-money.

Pulsa October 22, 2010 at 12:43 pm

I refuse to believe that PC’s are not plotting against each other!

Kevin Pettway October 22, 2010 at 3:08 pm

I probably wouldn’t go quite so far as to say THAT.

Retiarius October 22, 2010 at 6:45 am

Enkidu suffers confusion for 1d4 rounds…

Kevin October 22, 2010 at 7:02 am

At least.

Ron October 22, 2010 at 8:29 am

No. 4th Edition rules. He’s “dazed, save ends.”

Ron October 22, 2010 at 7:09 am

“Lighten up, Francis.”

Kevin October 22, 2010 at 8:46 am

HAH! (You know, I thought something very similar myself.)

Ron October 22, 2010 at 9:16 am

“I hate being called ‘human.’ Any of you calls me ‘human’ … I’ll kill you.”
:D

Chris October 22, 2010 at 7:17 am

Holy crap! Kevin you are turning them into muppets! Just look at Enkidus’ eyebrows in the last panel! They’ve gone CLEAR!.

Ron October 22, 2010 at 7:39 am

No, no. Clearly what we’re seeing is the old trope about hair turning white when the character has been subjected to something very scary. Obviously, Freya’s revelation that Enkidu is being nice has shaken poor Enkidu’s entire world view and scared the bejeezus out of him. However half-orcs (sorry, Enkidu) are only subject to hair on the face turning white, rather than the scalp.

/em rolls “bluff” check

Kevin October 22, 2010 at 8:46 am

Yes, art sucks. I think we’ve been over this before.

orald October 22, 2010 at 7:57 am

It’s OK, Kevin, I know where credit is due and I understand the hint , you’ll get a kiss from me. Whether you want it or not. :twisted:

Kevin October 22, 2010 at 8:47 am

SOMEONE has rolled a fumble here.

Ron October 22, 2010 at 9:18 am

It’s okay, Kevin, happens to the best of us. :)

Kevin Pettway October 23, 2010 at 7:12 am

Apparently!

Christina October 22, 2010 at 2:35 pm

Where does Freya have her right hand in the first panel? 8O That’s not a pocket.

Kevin Pettway October 22, 2010 at 2:46 pm

In her… pants?

I don’t know why, but this is very common for people wearing overalls to do. It’s like there’s a genital touching exemption for rednecks and farmers.

orald October 22, 2010 at 4:27 pm

Are you sure that’s not just your crazy “Girls In Overalls Masturbating” fetish with a side-dish of wishful thinking?

Kroiden October 24, 2010 at 1:41 am

Maybe it wasn’t just Enkindu being nice that made her happy….. ;)

Tim October 22, 2010 at 4:57 pm

Maybe Freya’s player just found out that Enkidu’s player has a nicer car than the DM.

orald October 22, 2010 at 6:25 pm

And doesn’t giggle for 5 whole minutes every time, if my memory serves?

orald October 24, 2010 at 4:53 pm

Argh! I was just through the introductory course in Fallout: New Vegas, finished setting all my stats and looting the guy’s house, and was about the exit the door to see what awaited me…When there was blackout in the whole street.
But power failures will not stop me from playing FNV(well, they would, but I’ll, err, start again!)!
So, uh, if I disappear for the next few weeks you’d know which company to thank. :P

Rhenaya October 24, 2010 at 10:38 pm

woho, finally done… so far
i could have told that the cigar is from bixer, but then again, i just started the comic yesterday and read through it in a long an boring night. and with the comic open i couldnt sleep: “just one more strip” … “ok thats the last one” … “oh shit its getting light out again, i should really go to sleep” … “ok, thats the last one” … so yeah that was about at 400, and look where i am now.

what i noticed, with the undoing of coloring (which looked quite good) the PG rating exploded too, any explaination for that?

Aikidrake October 25, 2010 at 12:24 am

1. The great DM may alter boundaries and rules as his mood changes. Any player forgetting their place may find themselves subject to “Rocks fall, everyone dies.” While this is not Kevin’s usual style of DM’ing from what I can gather, a healthy reminder of the power of the great DM is always good.
2. Welcome!!

Kevin Pettway October 30, 2010 at 9:42 pm

The basic notion was that I had been keeping myself “family safe” in order to sell books. However, no one was buying them anyway, so I decided to make the strip the way I wanted, which was considerably more adult. (Adult=Childish.)

Connell October 25, 2010 at 12:31 am

With the mention of the no-prize I assumed it was a Marvel Comics cigar from either Stan Lee or J. Jonah Jameson….

D.Durand July 30, 2011 at 5:03 pm

Oh my god, she killed Enkidu !

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