Wandering Harlot Table

It is my update of everyone’s favorite subtable on p. 192 of the AD&D DMG. In this particular case, updated for Mutant Future.

A Cousin

I’ll break the unwritten rule and Explain it.

There are two (connected) reasons.

Reason The First.
- Employees already waste money and steal time that they are paid for. Seeing carton boobies will create overwhelming passions in the little dears and not only will we lose more resources to them reading webcomics at work, but now we’ll be paying them to schlep off in the loos afterwards (or in some cases eat their lunch while …relaxing… off in the loos, very unhygenic.)

Reason The Second.
- Having realise the sadness of the early situation many of said employees might realise just how sad arse their jobs Really Are, and will quit, finding people to pay them to do mor interesting things. Because drawing troll boobies has gotta bet sitting in cubicle everyday, despite the loust pay. This awareness must be prevented at all costs and the nations economy relies on it. Which is why TV is so mindless, fast food is a concentration of brainkilling chemicals, and if such scenairos were realised then politicians would have to find real work.

Reason The Third.
- Obvious from the earlier two but I’m put separate to summarise. Access to Boobies represents freedom of humankind. This must be prevented at all costs (or heaven knows what might occur!)

Now it is possible that seeing a penis would be a bigger deal than poisoning a neighborhood. Seriously. That’s how screwed up things are in our “moral” society. However, the whole point of PR for a corporation is to make the atrocities they commit seem okay. If they can spin murder, they can probably spin porn.