Comments on: 577 – Gorch • 04 http://www.heroesoflesserearth.com/2009/11/577-%e2%80%93-gorch-%e2%80%a2-04/ ...A Dungeons and Dragons Webcomic. Comic: Monday, Wednesday, Friday. Blog: Tuesday, Thursday Thu, 09 Feb 2012 19:23:24 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Andrew http://www.heroesoflesserearth.com/2009/11/577-%e2%80%93-gorch-%e2%80%a2-04/comment-page-1/#comment-28406 Andrew Wed, 14 Jul 2010 02:21:02 +0000 http://www.heroesoflesserearth.com/?p=4093#comment-28406 Unicorn meat now available. <a href="http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/unicorn-meat.shtml" rel="nofollow">Good source of sparkles</a> Unicorn meat now available. Good source of sparkles

]]> By: TSED http://www.heroesoflesserearth.com/2009/11/577-%e2%80%93-gorch-%e2%80%a2-04/comment-page-1/#comment-23615 TSED Fri, 06 Nov 2009 15:18:22 +0000 http://www.heroesoflesserearth.com/?p=4093#comment-23615 Now I'm happy that pretty fire is applied. Liberally. Now I’m happy that pretty fire is applied.

Liberally.

]]> By: TSED http://www.heroesoflesserearth.com/2009/11/577-%e2%80%93-gorch-%e2%80%a2-04/comment-page-1/#comment-23614 TSED Fri, 06 Nov 2009 15:13:08 +0000 http://www.heroesoflesserearth.com/?p=4093#comment-23614 Sufficiently divergent indeed. Compare and contrast the following: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgcDlqwxhl4 (Second wave black metal. Probably the most famous black metal song EVER. Note what the song is about MUSICALLY: brutal, pounding riffs. Lo-fi. A lack of emphasis on technical skill and more on the emotion, a similarity it has with punk. The guitar solo here is actually really unusual.) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bFRE0Jmk0M (Death metal is called death metal because of the band Death. This is Death. While the genre has gone into many directions (from Gorod to Cannibal Corpse), a very complicated and technically difficult theme remains. I am really into death metal though, and can talk about it all day, and I have a half-written first draft of a paper due in about 3 hours so I am not going to.) HOW TO TELL BLACK METAL AND DEATH METAL APART, for dummies: *Exceptions exist to all of these. Plenty of them. 1) Black metal vocals are high, death metal vocals are low. 2) Black metal is low-fi. Death metal is not. 3) Death metal is complicated, musically. Black metal is not. 4) Black metal is much more counter-culture in real life. Mayhem is famous because Varg murdered Eponymous (the guitarist) for being 'incompetent.' Then starting his own project (Burzum). Sufficiently divergent indeed.

Compare and contrast the following:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgcDlqwxhl4 (Second wave black metal. Probably the most famous black metal song EVER. Note what the song is about MUSICALLY: brutal, pounding riffs. Lo-fi. A lack of emphasis on technical skill and more on the emotion, a similarity it has with punk. The guitar solo here is actually really unusual.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bFRE0Jmk0M (Death metal is called death metal because of the band Death. This is Death. While the genre has gone into many directions (from Gorod to Cannibal Corpse), a very complicated and technically difficult theme remains. I am really into death metal though, and can talk about it all day, and I have a half-written first draft of a paper due in about 3 hours so I am not going to.)

HOW TO TELL BLACK METAL AND DEATH METAL APART, for dummies:
*Exceptions exist to all of these. Plenty of them.
1) Black metal vocals are high, death metal vocals are low.
2) Black metal is low-fi. Death metal is not.
3) Death metal is complicated, musically. Black metal is not.
4) Black metal is much more counter-culture in real life. Mayhem is famous because Varg murdered Eponymous (the guitarist) for being ‘incompetent.’ Then starting his own project (Burzum).

]]> By: moxy http://www.heroesoflesserearth.com/2009/11/577-%e2%80%93-gorch-%e2%80%a2-04/comment-page-1/#comment-23580 moxy Thu, 05 Nov 2009 13:07:12 +0000 http://www.heroesoflesserearth.com/?p=4093#comment-23580 My worst nightmare has come true! Zombie apocalypse!! And the hills have eyes, too, probably! FUCK EVERYTHING IS RUINED FOREVER >:C My worst nightmare has come true! Zombie apocalypse!! And the hills have eyes, too, probably!

FUCK

EVERYTHING IS RUINED FOREVER >:C

]]> By: Cait http://www.heroesoflesserearth.com/2009/11/577-%e2%80%93-gorch-%e2%80%a2-04/comment-page-1/#comment-23573 Cait Thu, 05 Nov 2009 01:35:00 +0000 http://www.heroesoflesserearth.com/?p=4093#comment-23573 AND I'M A FURRY!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA So add, Patron Saint of furryness onto that and I r da happy. AND I’M A FURRY!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
So add, Patron Saint of furryness onto that and I r da happy.

]]> By: Kroneg http://www.heroesoflesserearth.com/2009/11/577-%e2%80%93-gorch-%e2%80%a2-04/comment-page-1/#comment-23569 Kroneg Wed, 04 Nov 2009 16:51:11 +0000 http://www.heroesoflesserearth.com/?p=4093#comment-23569 Saint of Asteroid Impacts If you annoy me, BAM there goes your house. Make me actually angry, WHAM there goes your whole town. Really piss me off? Well, lets just say the last T-Rex I talked to left me in a really bad mood. Saint of Asteroid Impacts
If you annoy me, BAM there goes your house.
Make me actually angry, WHAM there goes your whole town.
Really piss me off? Well, lets just say the last T-Rex I talked to left me in a really bad mood.

]]> By: Kevin Pettway http://www.heroesoflesserearth.com/2009/11/577-%e2%80%93-gorch-%e2%80%a2-04/comment-page-1/#comment-23562 Kevin Pettway Wed, 04 Nov 2009 11:49:17 +0000 http://www.heroesoflesserearth.com/?p=4093#comment-23562 Oh yeah! Ahead of the curve! This is totally the time to be jumping on stuff like that. Saint of Teleportation, Saint of Terraforming, Saint of Tattoos That Move Around, Saint of Holographic Porn… all that stuff! Oh yeah! Ahead of the curve!

This is totally the time to be jumping on stuff like that. Saint of Teleportation, Saint of Terraforming, Saint of Tattoos That Move Around, Saint of Holographic Porn… all that stuff!

]]> By: Kevin Pettway http://www.heroesoflesserearth.com/2009/11/577-%e2%80%93-gorch-%e2%80%a2-04/comment-page-1/#comment-23561 Kevin Pettway Wed, 04 Nov 2009 11:46:50 +0000 http://www.heroesoflesserearth.com/?p=4093#comment-23561 Okay, okay! You can have sharp stabby things and things that go boom, and make pretty fire… All you other saints take notice! Give this one a wide berth… Okay, okay! You can have sharp stabby things and things that go boom, and make pretty fire… All you other saints take notice! Give this one a wide berth…

]]> By: Gary http://www.heroesoflesserearth.com/2009/11/577-%e2%80%93-gorch-%e2%80%a2-04/comment-page-1/#comment-23554 Gary Wed, 04 Nov 2009 05:24:04 +0000 http://www.heroesoflesserearth.com/?p=4093#comment-23554 Being Jewish doesn't exactly disqualify you. Paul and the Apostles were all Jewish, and all but Judas were canonized. Being Jewish doesn’t exactly disqualify you. Paul and the Apostles were all Jewish, and all but Judas were canonized.

]]> By: Gary http://www.heroesoflesserearth.com/2009/11/577-%e2%80%93-gorch-%e2%80%a2-04/comment-page-1/#comment-23553 Gary Wed, 04 Nov 2009 05:19:40 +0000 http://www.heroesoflesserearth.com/?p=4093#comment-23553 I think Christopher had that job back before The Church decided he was mythical. I think Christopher had that job back before The Church decided he was mythical.

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