April 2009

467 – Hero Soup: 04

April 16, 2009

Slap Away Your Troubles With a Slap Chop Vince Shlomi, the Shamwow guy, recently got himself in a spot o’ trouble with one Ms. Sasha Harris of Miami. Ms. Harris asked Vince if he wanted to have sex with her, to which he responded, “Sure, is a thousand dollars enough?” Sasha followed Vince  went up [...]

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466 – Hero Soup: 03

April 15, 2009

There is a company called Walker’s Snack Foods that makes a potato chip based on a type of Brunswick stew popular in British restaurants and some more… woodsy… U.S. states that contains the meat of gray squirrels. The chips are known as Cajun Squirrel and apparently are meant to taste like… well… squirrels. (I swear [...]

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465 – Hero Soup: 02

April 14, 2009

NASA Murders Bat A free tail bat hanging on to the side of the shuttle Discovery’s external fuel tank was murdered as NASA engineers gave the go-ahead for launch on mission STS-119. It is unclear how long NASA had been waiting for a bat to land on the fuel tank before they sprang their trap. [...]

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464 – Hero Soup: 01

April 13, 2009

Lena makes me watch America’s Next Top Model on Girl Day every week. I always try to find some reason to be entertained since the alternative is stuffing firecrackers under my eyelids and destroying my ability to be harmed by the show. Mostly. But ANTM does provide some amusement even for one coming at it [...]

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463 – Bringing the Hurt: 10

April 10, 2009

Bonus movie week! This video was sent to me from Carl T, a reader of HOLE and a frequent commenter. All bow before his ingenuity and firepower.

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462 – Bringing the Hurt: 9

April 9, 2009

While there was much stewing and outrage towards Obama for gifting British Prime Minister Gordon Brown and his family with such lousy gifts, (even I’ll admit that the Browns way outdid the Obamas with the presents… the Brown kids both got toy helicopters that just happen to sell in the White House gift shop) this most recent [...]

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461 – Bringing the Hurt: 8

April 8, 2009

  The British Local Government Association has passed a resolution banning the use of “impenetrable jargon” it feels hides the public sector from the… um… public. Many of the terms they have banned (there’s a list) are both funny and nonsensical, for instance “Coterminous Stakeholder Engagement,” which is used instead of “talk,” and “Predictors of Beaconicity” [...]

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460 – Bringing the Hurt: 7

April 7, 2009

Okay, this video isn’t just unsafe for work, it’s downright offensive. That said, it’s also funny as hell. What I like most is that this is more or less what I hear any time there’s a rap song playing. (I freely admit my ignorance of the form and my inability to appreciate what is a [...]

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459 – Bringing the Hurt: 6

April 6, 2009

Newflash! Yours truly has been selected as a guest at this year’s Ancient City Con. I am very excited to be going, and will be selling Book III in the Artists’ Alley. This is an important step for me, as I am hoping to start doing regular con appearances and maybe some interviews in the [...]

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458 – Bringing the Hurt: 5

April 3, 2009

  This is George Bartusek, of Cape Coral, Florida. He brought a couple of friends with him to Publix in early February, (according to him) in order to buy them some clothes in a nearby Target store. George really liked his friends, and unfortunately for him his ardor grew out of control as the trio [...]

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