by Kevin Pettway on October 30, 2007
Parts of the following story have been replaced to clean up any offensive language. The words in parenthesis and bold express the meanings behind the terminology without actually including the naughty words. Unless you think “poop” is too naughty for you, in which case you should just stop reading now. ————————————————————————— Lena and Kristy (my [...]
by Kevin Pettway on October 26, 2007
I have been seeing a bunch of differing reactions to the sudden disclosure that Dumbledore was gay. The revelation came at an interview with Rowling when a fan asked about a memo the author had nixed concerning a girl Dumbledore might have been interested in during the making of the sixth movie. Apparently Rowling had [...]
by Kevin Pettway on October 23, 2007
by Kevin Pettway on October 19, 2007
by Kevin Pettway on October 16, 2007
Lena and I were at the food court in the mall, eating dinner before our movie came on. She likes the gyros (the food court is apparently the last bastion of the giant rotating meat-thing that gets slowly whittled away throughout the day under the orange heat-lamps — it’s just not a real gyro without [...]
by Kevin Pettway on October 12, 2007
by Kevin Pettway on October 9, 2007
Lena and I watched Resident Evil: Extinction last night. (I know, I’m behind the curve. But that’s why I won’t have to feel guilty about the spoilers!) I remembered that I enjoyed these movies, but it had been long enough since I’d been to the theatre that I’d forgotten exactly why. I remembered. 300 may have a [...]
by Kevin Pettway on October 5, 2007
by Kevin Pettway on October 2, 2007
GKP News Service 9/18/2007 Jacksonville, Florida Host of the O’Reilly Factor and failed comedian Bill O’Reilly was smitten by God yet again yesterday when he contracted a sudden and mysterious case of projectile diarrhea which lifted him fully seven feet out of his chair, and caused the failed fisherman a slight concussion as he struck his [...]